A funny joke for all you drunks... (3)

Ok..first I have to say I was pretty tipsy when I heard this one myself, so if you know it and I got it wrong....I am sorry!

A cop was sitting outside a bar parking lot, and saw a man stubbling horrible towards his car. The man finally gets his keys out of his pocket and has so much trouble getting them in the hole that he falls to his knees. EVENTUALLY, the man gets his car door open and gets into the car..starts to drive away. Cops thinking "Oh yeah...got me a DUI tonight, for sure!" So the cop is following him for a while, watching him swurve all over the road the entire time. Finally when the guy ends up driving all over people's lawns the cop pulls him over. The cop was completely shocked!! He gave the man a complete sobriety test and he passed everyone 100%...he WAS sober? So the cop asks him...how could you possibly be sober? He said, "I have to be, I am the DD". The cop responds with "How could you possibly be the designated driver when you are the only one in the car?" The man says, "You misunderstood....I am the Designated Decoy"

Feel free to post some funny jokes of your own....give me something to tell when I go out next time, lol.

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I love that one.

I've had to do that before though. I took a speeding ticket for 5 friends just to get the cops out of the parking lot. I peeled out and hauled tail down 436.

I told the cops there was a spider in the car so I didn't get wreckless driving lol

On another note I had a friend who totaled her brand new car because a bee flew into her window. She freaked out and jerked the car right into a poll. The sad part, she's not alergic!