Want a good laugh today ?? (4)

Want a good laugh today ??

Go to my web page, take a listen to my favorite country song.



Its the first I Pod on the left, on top.
First song, called My favorite country song
Hey post back, tell me what you thought of the song.
The web page I'm just starting, made it yesterday night to share the music.
Will add more to it, in time.

Oh forgot if you have a friend with a bitthday, have there birthday song on there to.
Your friend may get a laugh out of it.


The Happy Happy Birthday Song Lyrics

Once a year we celebrate
With stupid hats and plastic plates
The fact that you were able to make
Another trip around the sun

And the whole gang gathers round
With gifts and laughter to abound
And we let out a joyful sound
And sing this stupid song

Happy birthday!
Now you're one year older!
Happy birthday!
Your life still isn't over!
Happy birthday!
You did not accomplished much
But you didn't die this year
I guess that's good enough

So let's drink to your fading health
And hope you don't remind yourself
The chance of finding fame and wealth
Decrease with every year

Does it feel like you're doing laps
And eating food and taking naps
And hoping that someday perhaps
Your life will hold some cheer

Happy birthday!
What have you done that matters?
Happy birthday!
You're starting to get fatter
Happy birthday!
It's downhill from now on
Try not to remind yourself
Your best years are all gone

If cryogenics were all free
Then you could live like Walt Disney
And live for all eternity
Inside a block of ice

But instead your time is set
This is the only life you get
And though it hasn't ended yet
Sometimes you wish it might

Happy birthday!
You wish you had more money
Happy birthday!
Your life's so sad it's funny
Happy birthday!
How much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry now
So cut the stupid cake!

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, dear...
(random calling out of names, including Ralph, Bill, Ralph Kramden, bob,
Skippy, the bush kangaroo, Stanly, starts with a 'J', and the b-b-b-b-b-bu-bu-bu- that leads into
"Dangerous")

I see lurkers.

Anyway a silly hocky song, to bad did not find it in time for the playoffs LOL.

Me work hard 5 days a week
Sweeping garbage from the street
Come home not want book to read
Not 'nuff pictures for me see
Sit right down in favourite chair
Wearing only underwear
Favourite night is Saturday night
'Cause me can watch hockey fights
Me Like Hockey!, Me like Hockey!

Me not like pro basketball
'Cause me short and they all tall
Baseball slow like Forest Gump
sept when Robbie spits on ump
Wrestlemania not so great
Me like to see Hulk Hogan skate
TV soccer not that hot
You play bad then you get shot
Me Like Hockey! Me like Hockey!

(Don cherry would like this part)
Swedish players must be geeks
'Cause they still got own real teeth
Not like Finnish players names
What's a Teemu anyways?
Russians worse in history
Got stupid names like Valery
Me like Sergei Federov
Me like him more if head were off
ha! ha! ha!
Me Like Hockey! Me Like Hockey!
Me Like Hockey! We like Hockey!


Please Mr. Linesman let the players
fight (x 4)
Let them Fight! (x 7)


Friends come over put game on
Argue then we lay bets down
Got bag of chips and case of Bud
Should last till end of first period
But Yankees they win the World Cup,
Me think they cheat, use glowing puck.
Maybe if we want to win-der,
Maybe we should play in winter!
Me Like Hockey! (x 4)
Yeah!!!!!