What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW (19)
WHITEROSE40courtenay, British Columbia Canada85 Threads 432 Postsdivorcee
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Do you know why Saturday and Sunday are the strongest days Because the rest are 'week'days
My parents are off the hook.
Al-Qaeda just claimed responsibility for my childhood.
Al-Qaeda just claimed responsibility for my childhood.
tgat explains it
Why do men love a woman in leather? Because she smells like a new car!
Thats awesome!
Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid this morning
It might take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid this morning
I would have called her Paris Hilton
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Subject: Use good pronunciation always
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to
me. Who is this
Caller: I ' m Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It ' s urgent
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But
what ' s this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe
Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is
being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the
hospital
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the
hospital, then the accident isn ' t an urgent matter! You may find this
hilarious but I don ' t have time for this
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you
Operator: I ' m Saw Ree
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name
Operator: That ' s what I said. I ' m Saw Ree
Probably heard it before.. but I thought it relates to me and a good one!!
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to
me. Who is this
Caller: I ' m Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It ' s urgent
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But
what ' s this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe
Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is
being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the
hospital
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the
hospital, then the accident isn ' t an urgent matter! You may find this
hilarious but I don ' t have time for this
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you
Operator: I ' m Saw Ree
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name
Operator: That ' s what I said. I ' m Saw Ree
Probably heard it before.. but I thought it relates to me and a good one!!
hilarious simply hilarious
Time to say.. I like you!!
You always make me smile!! TC
You always make me smile!! TC
You.. referring of you! OF COURSE
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