help me laugh... (6)
hiphopHONEYsanta barbara, California USA21 Threads 310 PostsI love to smile and laugh...help me
thanks that was funnyYour welcome 
Ok here's one I think I still know the punch line to.
A man was riding his motorcycle when he heard a voice from above call out his name. The man looked around and the voice said, "I am God, and I will grant you a wish.”
The man in turn said, "God, I love riding my motorcycle, would you build me a highway from here, California, to Hawaii?
God, answered the man, “Oh, come on, that’s easy, surly, you can think of a better wish?”
“Well”, the man said with some thought, “I really would like to have the tools to better understand a woman.”
God, took a minute to reply, and said, “One lane or two?”
A man was riding his motorcycle when he heard a voice from above call out his name. The man looked around and the voice said, "I am God, and I will grant you a wish.”
The man in turn said, "God, I love riding my motorcycle, would you build me a highway from here, California, to Hawaii?
God, answered the man, “Oh, come on, that’s easy, surly, you can think of a better wish?”
“Well”, the man said with some thought, “I really would like to have the tools to better understand a woman.”
God, took a minute to reply, and said, “One lane or two?”
LOL thats pretty good
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