the broking down car and the amish ( Archived) (3)

This guy is driving down the road when his car dies in the middle of now where and all he sees is this little amish house in the distance. So he walks up to the door and asked the amish man if he could use his phone or if he had some gas.

The man replies we dont use phones and we have no more gas. But the amish man says he can stay the night and he will take him to town tommorrow. But with one catch he had to stay away from the mans three daughters.

Seeing no other way out the man agrees. Later that night the man wakes up to use the restroom walking down the hall he finds the first girls room. He peeks his head end and finds her asleep. So being a devilish fool he decides to go in for a quickie. He feels around finds the bush and screws her. Feeling like he acomplished a goal he walked down the hall to the next room. Again he finds the second daughter and feels the bush and goes in for a quickie. Well now he is pretty cocky so he walks in to the last room feels for the bush and screws her. then goes to sleep.

The next morning the first daughter comes down for breakfast yawns and says man i feel cramped. Yes, the man thinks i got you. The second daughter comes down yawns and says the same. The man just smiles. The third daughter comes down yawns and says good morning. Huh? the man thinks i now i got her. Finally the amish father comes down strokes his bread and coughs up this hugh hairball.

The man pukes! HAHA!

Eewwwwwwwwwwww..... Bluck!!!