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Sep 3, 2007 9:33 PM CST I am Woman / I am Man
Mysticalguy
MysticalguyMysticalguyEvansville, USA38 Threads 1,164 Posts
WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

angel

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a woman I can always keep,
One who's beautiful, fond and smart
One who' won't care when I fart.
One who thinks before she speaks,
One who'll answer, not act like a freak.
I pray she's equally wild,
When I spend my cash, cares for my inner-child.
Pulls out her care and opens my core,
Massages my sack and begs for more.
Oh! Send me a woman with whom I can grind,
Knows what to answer to "how 'bout from behind?"
I pray that this woman will love me and not pretend,
And always be my very best friend.

banana devil
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Sep 3, 2007 9:42 PM CST I am Woman / I am Man
cantbetamed71
cantbetamed71cantbetamed71St. Louis, USA70 Threads 901 Posts
TOUCHETTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!head banger applause jaw drop thumbs up handshake cheers yay peace
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Sep 3, 2007 9:58 PM CST I am Woman / I am Man
Mysticalguy
MysticalguyMysticalguyEvansville, USA38 Threads 1,164 Posts
Thank You, rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing yay
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Sep 3, 2007 9:59 PM CST I am Woman / I am Man
rwantin
rwantinrwantinRoyal Oak, Michigan USA17 Threads 8,924 Posts
applause Fabulous. Thank you...
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Sep 3, 2007 10:29 PM CST I am Woman / I am Man
Mysticalguy
MysticalguyMysticalguyEvansville, USA38 Threads 1,164 Posts
What more can we ask for? LOL
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Sep 3, 2007 11:03 PM CST I am Woman / I am Man
heartseekslove
heartseeksloveheartseekslovePalatka, Florida USA2 Threads 173 Posts
devil From behind? That's fine!cool
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Sep 4, 2007 5:20 PM CST I am Woman / I am Man
Mysticalguy
MysticalguyMysticalguyEvansville, USA38 Threads 1,164 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing Good answer! wink
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Sep 4, 2007 6:46 PM CST I am Woman / I am Man
cantbetamed71
cantbetamed71cantbetamed71St. Louis, USA70 Threads 901 Posts
Varying positions and variations makes it more spicy and much more fun for both.......but sadly behind will certainly suffice if that's all that's being offered! LOL..I'm feeling a little "wicked" today...bad bad bad me!devil
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