SPIDERS OF THE WORLD UNITE ( Archived) (14)

Spiders, spiders everywhere, not just those of you
who hide in bedrooms,nor run around in trees
let us lift up on our legs to our full height of
well 2 - 30cms approximately and call out
to our members around the world

Who among you is tired from the oppression
of the great feet from the sky
Are we not sick from dodging
rolled up newspapers.
Choking on the fumes from their
weapons of mass destruction
that kills flies
but only makes us cough
gives us cancer
and makes our eyes water so much, that the falling tears
are making our webs stick proof
and so, many of us go hungry

Is it not the right of all of us
to catch our food and feed our little ones
We do our best to defend them against
mosquitoes and other creepies that fill them full of fear

So I say to you all let us rise up and
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Wow. I just noticed your picture is a moth... the hole day I thought you were a fossil...

Let's see

2.30 now

I can be in Zuid-Holland in about3 hours
to chastise you for that one

Please, let me give you some directions...

Sure, fire at will!

what's Will done wrong?

leave it out mate

I'm a spy