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The bike pushing guy replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The other guy nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."