if i was a car (11)
if i was a car they would take me to the scrapyard to get me crushed coz i just dont run 
hi Coleen hows you today
ya i can not remember the last time i ran...have a job to walk some days
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ya i can not remember the last time i ran...have a job to walk some days
tiny
haha good one..
tell me about it 
what do you call a fly with no wings??????
a walk 
a walk
why do i come on here when i need the loo your not the only one it happens all the time, pressure on the bladder from sitting 
or it could be to much tea or coffee 
or just a leeky radiator 
nah today is to much rea for a change no i have to go to the school to get one of the brats see all later 
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If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.
I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull,
but that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was.
I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.
My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter...either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!