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mr_damageSSM, Ontario Canada6 Threads 35 Posts

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A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months. One day, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side.... You know what?"
"What dear?" she asked gently.
"I think you're bad luck. Get the hell away from me."

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DogMaISartell, Minnesota USA17 Threads 1 Polls 2,729 Posts

DogMaISartell, Minnesota USA2,729 posts

I don't know why but I just laughed out loud to myself

No really The coma epiphany moment

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Imasquirly1Springfield, Illinois USA108 Threads 2,518 Posts

Imasquirly1Springfield, Illinois USA2,518 posts

YOU ARE NOT RIGHT!!!!! too funny

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