Men (5)

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> Subject: Fw: FW: Men
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> A husband walks into a prestige store, to purchase a sheer negligee for his
> wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in
> price. The more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most
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> sheer item, pays the $500 and takes it home.
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> He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model
> it for him.
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> Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as
> well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return
> it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself." She appears naked on the
> stairs and strikes a pose.
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> The husband says, "Good grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron
> it."....................................
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> He never heard the shot. Funeral on Thursday at noon. Closed coffin
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The moral of the story:be careful in speech,especially with naked women..

better moral is to be careful where you're poking your iron