What funny, strange or embarrassing thing happened to you lately?
I was in Walmarts with my friend just walking around when I hear her say 'Look at Santa'.Now seeing how the stores are all ready for xmas,I figured she meant a Santa decoration in a side aisle so I turn to look but don't see anything,as I look ahead of me I see SANTA himself walking towards me.I don't mean a guy in a santa suit .......I mean SANTA. Here walking towards me is a man with a snowwhite beard and hair wearind a flannel shirt with suspenders and a smile a mile wide on his face. My stomach took a one way trip to my throat,felt as if I'd walked into a wall I'm looking at my friend,looking at santa and telling her she scared the crap out of me. Of course santa sees the look on my face and can't help but say hohoho under his breath as he walks by I swear it was him I really do..........better start being good now
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I was in Walmarts with my friend just walking around when I hear her say 'Look at Santa'.Now seeing how the stores are all ready for xmas,I figured she meant a Santa decoration in a side aisle so I turn to look but don't see anything,as I look ahead of me I see SANTA himself walking towards me.I don't mean a guy in a santa suit .......I mean SANTA. Here walking towards me is a man with a snowwhite beard and hair wearind a flannel shirt with suspenders and a smile a mile wide on his face.
My stomach took a one way trip to my throat,felt as if I'd walked into a wall I'm looking at my friend,looking at santa and telling her she scared the crap out of me.
Of course santa sees the look on my face and can't help but say hohoho under his breath as he walks by
I swear it was him I really do..........better start being good now