Visual Joke ( Archived) (2)

The punch line to this one is visual ,so you will have to perform the punchline yourself! WARNING THIS JOKE CONTAINS ADULT CONTENT!

Long John Silvers parrot died, so he decided to go buy another one.
After docking his ship he goes to the pet store.
While walking by the parrots cages, one of them says:
BRRAACK **** YOU, YOU ONE-EYED SON OF A *****
Long John Silver says:
What did you say?
The parrot says:
BRRAACK **** YOU, YOU ONE- EYED SON OF A *****
So Long John Silver says to the clerk:
I'll take that bird right there.
Long John Silver returns to his ship with his new bird and cast off.
After getting out to sea Long John Silver removes the cloth from the cage.
The parrot says:
BRRAACK **** YOU, YOU ONE- EYED SON OF A *****
Long John Silver says:
I'm the captain of this ship and I am going to teach you a lesson.
He reaches in the cage and grabs the parrot. He takes the parrot over to the icebox opens the lid and throws him in.
Long John Silver says:
We will see how a few minutes in there can change your attitude.
Then he closes the lid.
Long John Silver waits about thirty minutes, and opens the icebox.
The shivering parrot says:
BBBRRRAAACCKK **** YOU, YOU ONE-EYED SON OF A *****
Long John Silver says:
I see you still need a little more time to think about things, and shuts the lid.
Long John Silver waits about forty five minutes and opens the door.
The frost covered shivering parrot says:
B B B RRR A AA C CKK **** YOU, YOU ONE -EYED SON OF A *****
Long John Silver says:
I see you are not ready ready to come out, and shuts the lid.
About that time one of Long John Silvers pirates comes in and informs him that the British Navy is closing in fast.
Long John Silver runs up on deck to captain his ship away from the British Navy. After about two hours of an intense sea chase Long John Silver manages to elude the British Navy. Then he suddenly remembers his parrot in the icebox. He runs below deck and opens the icebox. There is the parrot laying in the icebox, frozen solid.
(Now hold your right hand over your right eye and shoot a bird with your left hand)