The Miracle Of Toilet Paper ( Archived) (3)

Jan 18, 2008 7:01 PM CST The Miracle Of Toilet Paper
Friksmal
FriksmalFriksmalWitbank, Mpumalanga South Africa9 Threads 254 Posts
Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror, complaining to my Husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Puzzled but willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I ask. "They will grow larger over a period of years, "he replies.

"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your bum, didn't it?"











He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again.......
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Jan 18, 2008 7:05 PM CST The Miracle Of Toilet Paper
Scottishlass
ScottishlassScottishlassKnoxville, Tennessee USA491 Threads 23 Polls 3,324 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 18, 2008 7:08 PM CST The Miracle Of Toilet Paper
niki10002002
niki10002002niki10002002none, Trinidad and Tobago1 Posts
thats sooooooo funny!!!!!peace
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