Shopping ( Archived) (4)

A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding
the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale
in the second.

In the third everything had just been reduced then her mobile
phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had
just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in
the ICU.

The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and
that she'd be there as soon as possible.

As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to
be her best day ever in the shops. She decided to get in a couple of
more shops before heading to the hospital.

She ended up shopping for the rest of the morning, finishing her
trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful coffee cake complimentary from
the last shop

She was jubilant. Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she
dashed to the hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and
asked about her Husband's condition.

The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, 'You went ahead
and finished your shopping trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of
yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself
in town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care
Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will
be more than likely the last shopping trip you ever take!
For the rest of his life he will require around the clock care.
And you'll now be his care giver!"

The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and sobbed...........

The lady doctor then chuckled and said, 'I'm just pulling your leg.
He's dead. What did you buy?'