here one joke you should enjoy! (1)

heres a joke im going to post soon! " a rednack was stoped by a game warden in central missssissippi. with two ice chest full of fish . he was leaving a cove well known for fishing. the game warden asked "do you have a license to catch those fish? nawsir replied the redneck.i anit got none of them liccense. you must understand these here fish are my pets. pet fish said the game warden? yea every night i take these here fish down to the lake and let'em swim around for awhile! then when i whistle they jump back in the ice chest and i tak'em home! thats a bounch of hooey! fish cant do that. the redneck looked at the warden for a moement and said its the truth mr. goverment man ill show ya it really works! okay said the warden ive got to see this.... the redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood there and waited. after several minutes the warden say "well" well what said the redneck! the warden says when are you going to call the fish back in call who said the redneck! the fish said the warden what fish said the redneck! the moral of the stoiie is we may not be as smart as some city slickers but we aint as dumb as some goverment employess.. you can say what you want about the south! but you never here anyone retireing and going north. but this here wont work in florida but if you get caught its worth a try!