chat up lines!! (35)
I dont have any chat up lines..maybe thats the reason im on my own...
How do you like your eggs in the morning......fertilized.?
mine is heres 10p ring home and tell them your gonna be late
or
"are you tired?" and when the other person says "no why" you say "coz you have been running around my head all day"
sad i know but dont get out much lol
or
"are you tired?" and when the other person says "no why" you say "coz you have been running around my head all day"
sad i know but dont get out much lol
can u drive?
wel in that case bk in to this 
wel in that case bk in to this
chriss: can u drive?
wel in that case bk in to this
wel in that case bk in to this
you must be feeling tired becouse youve been running through my mind all night
can i borrow your phone number cus ive lost mine
did it hurt when u fel from heaven
chriss: can u drive?
wel in that case bk in to this
wel in that case bk in to this
class but i would respond to can you drive? only ppl up the wall lol
kupkakes: class but i would respond to can you drive? only ppl up the wall lol
u dont realy men that about me do you?
ohh wait, i read that rong lol
chriss: u dont realy men that about me do you?
Well someone said to me on Sat, hey youhave really long legs they are nice, I said thanks and he said they would look great around my neck 
Cutechick: Well someone said to me on Sat, hey youhave really long legs they are nice, I said thanks and he said they would look great around my neck
would look even better around mine hahaha
chriss: ohh wait, i read that rong lol
I read all you say rong
chriss: would look even better around mine hahaha
That can be arranged hehehe
ohhh tell me moor, make it up if you have to
Cutechick: That can be arranged hehehe
m:how do you say "Voulez vous couche avec mois se sois" in English?
w:will you sleep with me tonight?
M:yeah sure.
w:will you sleep with me tonight?
M:yeah sure.
haha bet you read nuts magasine that was in their the other week
I read it somewhere aaaages ago, but probably had my mind refreshed by nuts recently. I know theres loads more that was printed but cant think of any. They were really, really bad but funny. Watch this space. I'll do my Casanova bit when my memory gets in from the pub.
as a avid reader of nuts i agree most of them are terrible but funny but at least they might get a girl talking to you! i mean even if someone came up to me with a crap one (not that anyone has ever come up to me
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how much does a polar bear weigh
dunno but it breaks the ice!
well what do you think it actually makes a lot of people laugh!!
plz don't put grab your coat love you've pulled as i hate that one!!