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T.G.I.F. vs S.H.I.T.
A business man got on an elevator. When he entered,
there was a blonde already inside who greeted him
with a bright,"T-G-I-F."
He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."
She looked puzzled, and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.
He again answered, "S-H-I-T."
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so, she smiled her biggest
smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."
The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain,
"'T-G-I-F means Thank Goodness It's Friday. Get it duuhhh?"
The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday"
A business man got on an elevator. When he entered,
there was a blonde already inside who greeted him
with a bright,"T-G-I-F."
He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."
She looked puzzled, and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.
He again answered, "S-H-I-T."
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so, she smiled her biggest
smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."
The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain,
"'T-G-I-F means Thank Goodness It's Friday. Get it duuhhh?"
The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday"
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