things to do in an elevator ( Archived) (24)

darlynda: 1)when there is only one other person in the elevator, tap theom the shoulder and pretend it wasnt you.........2)push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock, smile, and go back for more.......3)ask if you can push the buttons for other people and push the wrong ones....4)call the psychic hotline from your cell phone and ask them if they know what floor you are on...........5)bring a camers and take pictures of everyone on the elevator..........6)move your desk to the elevator and every time someone gets on ask them if they have an appointment...............7)lay down a twister map and ask them if they want to play............8)leave a box on the elevator and every time someone gets on, ask them if they hear a ticking..........9)ask, "Did you feel that?"...............10)stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally............11)when the doors close, shout,"Its okay , they will open again.".........12)swat at flies tha dont exist........13)call out,"Group Hug" and ten enforce it.............14)grimace painfuly while smcking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up all of you, just shut up".......15)crack open your briefcase or purse and while peering inside ask,"Got enough air in there?"16)silently stand motionless in the corner facing the wall, without getting off.17)stare at another person for a while, then announce in horror,"You are one of them!",and back away slowly................18)listen to the elevator walls with a stethescope.......19)stare at another passenger and then announce."I have new socks on".......20)draw a little tiny square in chalk on the floor and announce, "This is my personal space"