The inquisative Male - bless him (15)

This is for those mother's of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older.

You find out interesting things when your nose pickers are male, like...

1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) manufactors always supply at least one spare part with any piece of machinery that they are fixing at home

how ya hanging eco?
u got that chappy trained just right yet ?

O poor baby was at work at 5.15 this morning and has now gone home for a shower before going to my place, bringing in the goats (one is poorly) and making my dinner for me........I wonder if he will do the milking too.

I might let him take me out this weekend.....if hes really really good

he's starting to sound like a kelpie pup, you must be nearly there

From the Father...

Never leave a philips head (star) screwdriver withing reach of a 4 yr old boy. they will return with hand full of screws, from things like swing sets, wooden sandpits, and remove enough screws from a Gas BBQ that is becomes very unstable

Yep as a kid I played with matches a lot, dont think I've changed one bit,

Screwdrivers the tool and screwdrivers the drink should all be kept away from boys, but men should have access to both...

This sounds like something my niece would do.