Blonde joke.... (6)

Jan 15, 2007 4:05 PM CST Blonde joke....
speedy76
speedy76speedy76galway, Galway Ireland2 Threads 87 Posts
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do....

Well, you can paint my porch.
How much will you charge?

The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."


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Jan 15, 2007 4:08 PM CST Blonde joke....
shyone57
shyone57shyone57Kilkenny, Ireland14 Threads 2,037 Posts
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Jan 15, 2007 4:08 PM CST Blonde joke....
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Jan 15, 2007 4:23 PM CST Blonde joke....
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Jan 15, 2007 4:46 PM CST Blonde joke....
pat4thecraic
pat4thecraicpat4thecraicdublin, Dublin Ireland2 Threads 30 Posts
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Jan 15, 2007 4:47 PM CST Blonde joke....
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kazzzkazzzdublin, Dublin Ireland45 Threads 778 Posts
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