Jun 24, 2006 6:04 PM CST THIRTY LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
jazziemamQualicum Beach, British Columbia Canada3 Posts
jazziemamQualicum Beach, British Columbia Canada3 posts
Thankyou, I was just having one of those moments when I really need laughter and a smiles to chase away the tears , I came online and saw that thread and it was just what I needed to wake up and quit feeling blue! So thanks muchly peace, love and smiles! Margaret:bye:
Jun 24, 2006 6:05 PM CST THIRTY LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
jazziemamQualicum Beach, British Columbia Canada3 Posts
jazziemamQualicum Beach, British Columbia Canada3 posts
Thankyou, I was just having one of those moments when I really need laughter and a few smiles to chase away the tears , I came online and saw that thread and it was just what I needed to wake up and quit feeling blue! So thanks muchly peace, love and smiles! Margaret:bye:
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thought he was God and I didn't.
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill
them.
5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke
6.. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
7.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
8.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
10.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.
11.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy,
why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
13.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
14.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
15.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
16.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
17.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
18.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I
Grew up.
19.. Procrastinate Now!
20.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With
That?
21.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
22.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
23.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
24..They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.
25..He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
26..A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three
thousand times the memory.
27..Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime
commitment for a pig.
28.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
29.. The original point and click interface was a Smith and
Wesson.
30.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going
on.