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MY legal team are reviewing your input and have come to the conclusion that saterday night is the night that you part with your eyebrows..
Thats not fair picking on druss like that.....
who me 
yes YOU!!!!!
Druss.. u are CHEATING on ME.. dare you.. i send out the
killing ninja force
killing ninja force
i also have consulted druss's legal time and
it will be more than eyebrows
it will be more than eyebrows
i have a cunning plan
whats that baldrick
LOL i loves this one
ach ed at least you got to be the handsome guy
sure we all knew that already
it involves several yards of hosepipe, super glue, a bag of barber shop floor hair, several yards of open ground and a dead rat
is the rat not alive when you start?
bump this one back to the top and get rid of the other one bump bump
bump
you'll have one or two of them
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A young man called Druss invited his mother fordinner, during the
course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome
Druss's flatmate, Ed, was. She had long beensuspicious of a
relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Druss and his flatmate than met the eye. Reading his mums thoughts, Druss volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Ed & I are just flatmates".
About a week later, Ed came to Druss saying, "Ever since your mother
came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't
suppose she took it do you?" "Well I doubt it, but I'll email her just to be sure" said Duss. So he sat down and wrote:
DEAR MOTHER, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.
LOVE Druss
Several days later, Druss received an email from his mother which read:
DEAR SON, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH ED, AND I'M NOT
SAYING THAT YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH ED, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT
IF HE WAS SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN
BY NOW!!!!
LOVE MUM