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you are pushing your luck with this one....
ah sure its all part of the craic
gonna make yer head all aerodynamic
think it already is sorting its self out on that one
lmfao
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see there you go again
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>needed someone to identify the body.
>
>His two best friends, Druss and Ed (also Irishmen), were sent for.
>Druss went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Druss said
>"Yep,he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over". So the mortician rolled him
>over. Druss looked and said "Nope, it aint Paddy".
>
>The mortician thought that was rather strange and then he brought Ed in
>to identify the body.
>
>Ed took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over.
>The mortician rolled him over and Ed looked down and said, "No,it ain't
>Paddy".
>
>The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
>
>Ed said, "Well, Paddy had two arseholes."
>
>"What............., he had two arseholes???" said the mortician.
>
>"Yup, everyone knew he had two arseholes. Every time we went into town,
>folks would say, 'Here comes Paddy with them two arseholes....'"
>