nine words women use......... (4)

Aug 6, 2007 4:20 AM CST nine words women use.........
tessie07
tessie07tessie07dublin, Dublin Ireland129 Threads 4,323 Posts
Nine words women use...

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
Right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
Minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
And you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
Usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

Show this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can
avoid if they remember the terminology.

Show this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true.
Aug 6, 2007 4:41 AM CST nine words women use.........
lolls
lollslollsdublin, Dublin Ireland16 Threads 452 Posts
laugh Very good tessie Think I've used all those words and they come so naturally
Aug 6, 2007 6:05 AM CST nine words women use.........
cenobite
cenobitecenobiteBray, Wicklow Ireland1 Threads 267 Posts
I think 'fine' is also used if the man is right.
Aug 7, 2007 3:56 AM CST nine words women use.........
snagglepuss
snagglepusssnagglepussOffaly, Ireland1 Threads 70 Posts
To think knowing the meaning of nine little Words/phrases could save my life. Thanks Teresa rolling on the floor laughing Maybe i'l just become the silent type rolling on the floor laughing
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