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She: Actually, I'd rather have the money.
He: Will you go out with me this weekend?
She: Sorry, I'm having a headache this weekend.
He: Your face must turn a few heads.
She: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
He: I think I could make you very happy.
She: Why, are you leaving?
He: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
She: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing!
He: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
She: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
He: Go on, don't be shy....ask me out.
She: Okay...get out.
He: Haven't I seen you some place before?
She: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore!