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Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO . Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!
A: Are you crazy? HELLO . Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!
minimoo: Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO . Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!
A: Are you crazy? HELLO . Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!
Hmmm thats another good reason for consuming chocolate...THANKS
Always said I can live without a man but I cant live without...
CHOCOLATE........
Morning Mini......
Crystal29: Hmmm thats another good reason for consuming chocolate...THANKS
Always said I can live without a man but I cant live without...
CHOCOLATE........
Morning Mini......
Always said I can live without a man but I cant live without...
CHOCOLATE........
Morning Mini......
Morning love!! I couldnt live with chocolate either - have a chocolate cake in the oven as we speak!!!
minimoo: Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO . Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!
A: Are you crazy? HELLO . Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!
Will you tell that to me weight-watchers leader next monday.......Please as i am suffering really bad withdrawal from Chocolate........
nuala: Will you tell that to me weight-watchers leader next monday.......Please as i am suffering really bad withdrawal from Chocolate........
Eat Maltesers Nuala...are they not low in points?
than you for your comments
And who is the 'expert' here....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm chocolate
alex_192: than you for your comments
Alex youre not in the Intl forums now....the women here demand respect please dont forget that....
Crystal29: Alex youre not in the Intl forums now....the women here demand respect please dont forget that....
i will not post any more jokes
it is in the jokes & humor forums i never expected people will take this serioudly
i am sorry
my apologize to all of you
minimoo: Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO . Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!
A: Are you crazy? HELLO . Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!
Found on the back of a Cadburys dairy milk bar honestly.
" The benefits of Chocolate "
Enjoying chocolate as part of a balanced lifestyle can play a part in making people feel calmer more relaxed and generally happier, chocolate gives us an emotional boost, which triggers similar good feelings to those we experience when listening to music, or being in love".
If the manufacturers tell us this then it has to be right so eat more chocolate it will make you happier
alex_192: i will not post any more jokes
it is in the jokes & humor forums i never expected people will take this serioudly
i am sorry
my apologize to all of you
it is in the jokes & humor forums i never expected people will take this serioudly
i am sorry
my apologize to all of you
Oh stop it Alex youre making me feel all guilty now.... dont stop your different brand of humour please.....
Crystal29: Oh stop it Alex youre making me feel all guilty now.... dont stop your different brand of humour please.....
dont feel guitly
it is not your fault that some people take jokes in a serius way
you have mail
alex_192: dont feel guitly
it is not your fault that some people take jokes in a serius way
you have mail
it is not your fault that some people take jokes in a serius way
you have mail
Okay thanks.....I think its just that some interpreted it as a joke and some didnt and too be honest I thought it was and then I thought maybe I was wrong....I foolishly didnt look at the category which I will do in future....I just was upset cos Catherine seemed upset...thats all..
catherinedeneuve: And who is the 'expert' here....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm chocolate
jeck again
it is in the jokes and humor forums
i dont have to sjow any credentials as an expert in health
my only credentials are the people that had a good laught on this joke
light up
and think twice before being rude with the one that posted a joke
if you dont enjoy jokes it is better ou dont go into threads that are in the category of jokes and humor instead of geting mad at every joke
it is not healthy
alex_192: jeck again
it is in the jokes and humor forums
i dont have to sjow any credentials as an expert in health
my only credentials are the people that had a good laught on this joke
light up
and think twice before being rude with the one that posted a joke
if you dont enjoy jokes it is better ou dont go into threads that are in the category of jokes and humor instead of geting mad at every joke
it is not healthy
it is in the jokes and humor forums
i dont have to sjow any credentials as an expert in health
my only credentials are the people that had a good laught on this joke
light up
and think twice before being rude with the one that posted a joke
if you dont enjoy jokes it is better ou dont go into threads that are in the category of jokes and humor instead of geting mad at every joke
it is not healthy
Do you suffer from dyslexia at all? or is it that you can't type and never bother to spellcheck? Just curious.
phantomsmiler: Do you suffer from dyslexia at all? or is it that you can't type and never bother to spellcheck? Just curious.
i dont know how to write
i hope it does not offend you
i belive as this is a dating site, i should present myself the way i am, instead of missleading by presenting myself as a good writter
the one that i am looking will love me for my valueas and morals, not for my perfect writing
she wil want to be with me for my inner beauty, and she wil not mind i am too tall ot too short, too heavy or too skinny
i hope you are perfect, and if not, that you enjoy people pointing to your defects
i know here there are people that are good pretenders
but i am not
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A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer?
Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one.
If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!!... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO . Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had
about food and diets.
have a wonderful day