Bring back the knicker thread !!!!! (252)
A Scottish couple and a Cavan couple went out for drinks. After a few drinks the Cavan woman uncrosses her legs and her husband looks at her and says ''Why are you wearing those knickers? They are grey, theres thread hanging out of them and theres holes in them''. His wife replied '' They are the best pair of knickers I have. You only give me enough money to feed us for the week & I haven't bought new clothes for myself in 5 years''. The husband asked how much would a few pairs of new knickers cost and she replied that it would be about 20 quid. He reached into his shirt pocket and said I don't have 20 but here's a tenner.
The conversation went on and the Scottish woman uncrosses her legs. Her husband looked at her and said ''Why aren't you wearing any knickers''. She replied in much the same way as the Cavan woman and stated that she barely has enough money to feed the kids and that she hadn't bought any new clothes for herself in 10 years. The husband reached into his shirt pocket asking how much a few pairs of knickers would cost and she said about 20 quid. He said ''I haven't got 20 quid but here'ss a comb tidy yourself up.
The conversation went on and the Scottish woman uncrosses her legs. Her husband looked at her and said ''Why aren't you wearing any knickers''. She replied in much the same way as the Cavan woman and stated that she barely has enough money to feed the kids and that she hadn't bought any new clothes for herself in 10 years. The husband reached into his shirt pocket asking how much a few pairs of knickers would cost and she said about 20 quid. He said ''I haven't got 20 quid but here'ss a comb tidy yourself up.
vinny1967: A Scottish couple and a Cavan couple went out for drinks. After a few drinks the Cavan woman uncrosses her legs and her husband looks at her and says ''Why are you wearing those knickers? They are grey, theres thread hanging out of them and theres holes in them''. His wife replied '' They are the best pair of knickers I have. You only give me enough money to feed us for the week & I haven't bought new clothes for myself in 5 years''. The husband asked how much would a few pairs of new knickers cost and she replied that it would be about 20 quid. He reached into his shirt pocket and said I don't have 20 but here's a tenner.
The conversation went on and the Scottish woman uncrosses her legs. Her husband looked at her and said ''Why aren't you wearing any knickers''. She replied in much the same way as the Cavan woman and stated that she barely has enough money to feed the kids and that she hadn't bought any new clothes for herself in 10 years. The husband reached into his shirt pocket asking how much a few pairs of knickers would cost and she said about 20 quid. He said ''I haven't got 20 quid but here'ss a comb tidy yourself up.
The conversation went on and the Scottish woman uncrosses her legs. Her husband looked at her and said ''Why aren't you wearing any knickers''. She replied in much the same way as the Cavan woman and stated that she barely has enough money to feed the kids and that she hadn't bought any new clothes for herself in 10 years. The husband reached into his shirt pocket asking how much a few pairs of knickers would cost and she said about 20 quid. He said ''I haven't got 20 quid but here'ss a comb tidy yourself up.
Excellent
Sorry girls Im back was just dropping in to say hello before I head to bed cause Im a little bit tipsy and shouldnt be allowed on the forums while under the influence.
I think all computers and laptops should have a built in breathaliser so if you've been drinking it switches off so you dont post anything silly.
And on that note I say good night to you all.
I think all computers and laptops should have a built in breathaliser so if you've been drinking it switches off so you dont post anything silly.
And on that note I say good night to you all.
ladylumps: Sorry girls Im back was just dropping in to say hello before I head to bed cause Im a little bit tipsy and shouldnt be allowed on the forums while under the influence.
I think all computers and laptops should have a built in breathaliser so if you've been drinking it switches off so you dont post anything silly.
And on that note I say good night to you all.
I think all computers and laptops should have a built in breathaliser so if you've been drinking it switches off so you dont post anything silly.
And on that note I say good night to you all.
Well Im up now and wide awake.
ladylumps: Morning hun, how are ya today??
Im off to homebase to get a few bits .
Later
Im off to homebase to get a few bits .
Later
homebase .. i see your still living life in the fast lane!!!!
SillyGirl: The Haka
ho ri te!!!
ha ho ripe!!!.
ka mau!!!! hi!!!
rin rin a pa quia awana ri pa kia ne oki!!. akia ne oki!!
Ka mate! Ka mate! Ka ora!
Ka mate! Ka mate!
Ka ora!
Tenei te tangata puhuru huru!
nana nei i tiki mai!
whatakawhiti te ra!
A upa...ne!
A upa...ne!
A upa ne kaupane whiti te ra!!!
ho ri te!!!
ha ho ripe!!!.
ka mau!!!! hi!!!
rin rin a pa quia awana ri pa kia ne oki!!. akia ne oki!!
Ka mate! Ka mate! Ka ora!
Ka mate! Ka mate!
Ka ora!
Tenei te tangata puhuru huru!
nana nei i tiki mai!
whatakawhiti te ra!
A upa...ne!
A upa...ne!
A upa ne kaupane whiti te ra!!!
!and there I was typing it like it sounds so that what i said would be undrestood
Ecowarrior: !
and there I was typing it like it sounds so that what i said would be undrestood
and there I was typing it like it sounds so that what i said would be undrestood
The translation for those of us non-Maoris
Slap the hands against the thighs! Puff out the chest! Bend the knees! Let the hip follow! Stamp the feet as hard as you can! It is death! It is death! It is life! It is life! This is the hairy person Who caused the sun to shine! Keep abreast! Keep abreast! The rank! Hold fast! Into the sun that shines!
boredguy: homebase .. i see your still living life in the fast lane!!!!
Yes it was 10 % off today went to see if I could pick up a few Christmas decorations but just ended up with a baking tray
ladylumps: Yes it was 10 % off today went to see if I could pick up a few Christmas decorations but just ended up with a baking tray
wow go easy will ye that excitement is too much for you...
bluebelle4000: wow go easy will ye that excitement is too much for you...
Karen....
ladylumps: Yes it was 10 % off today went to see if I could pick up a few Christmas decorations but just ended up with a baking tray
so you saved about 7 cents, then?
7
bluebelle4000: wow go easy will ye that excitement is too much for you...
I know I have to have an early night to get over the excitment
SillyGirl: The translation for those of us non-Maoris
Slap the hands against the thighs! Puff out the chest! Bend the knees! Let the hip follow! Stamp the feet as hard as you can! It is death! It is death! It is life! It is life! This is the hairy person Who caused the sun to shine! Keep abreast! Keep abreast! The rank! Hold fast! Into the sun that shines!
Slap the hands against the thighs! Puff out the chest! Bend the knees! Let the hip follow! Stamp the feet as hard as you can! It is death! It is death! It is life! It is life! This is the hairy person Who caused the sun to shine! Keep abreast! Keep abreast! The rank! Hold fast! Into the sun that shines!
Now you have to tell me how you know this and I will be disappointed if you say google
Ecowarrior: Now you have to tell me how you know this and I will be disappointed if you say google
Nothing exciting, I'm a rugby fan that's all. I love the Munster team (even if I'm from Leinster BIg Girl's Blouse land) who have Tipoki,Mafi and Howlett (all Kiwis) who frequently partake in The Haka
Right we need details and a bit of a laugh
Who got new knickers for xmas
Who got new knickers for xmas
bluebelle4000: Right we need details and a bit of a laugh
Who got new knickers for xmas
Who got new knickers for xmas
I got red ones for the big day
How bout u Karen???
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Hasn't it just!