What NOT to say on your first date? (294)
ChinagirlCork, Ireland8 Threads 181 PostsOMG that's hilarious, I even read all 8 pages, 
and the funniest part of all is he's been apologising for the last 3 hrs & then carries on spitting them out 
and the funniest part of all is he's been apologising for the last 3 hrs & then carries on spitting them out 
cant wait to see any comments or anything else i left out
Chinagirl: OMG that's hilarious, I even read all 8 pages, and the funniest part of all is he's been apologising for the last 3 hrs & then carries on spitting them out
ty ty ty n
Chinagirl: OMG that's hilarious, I even read all 8 pages, and the funniest part of all is he's been apologising for the last 3 hrs & then carries on spitting them out
i know,,china,,hes a man of experienceChinagirl: OMG that's hilarious, I even read all 8 pages, and the funniest part of all is he's been apologising for the last 3 hrs & then carries on spitting them out
worst thing is i re-read them 4 times and it still cracked me up omg too much time on my handsderrywoman: i know,,china,,hes a man of experience
I get the feeling that was only the tip of the iceberg
china you no idea
shadowlord69: worst thing is i re-read them 4 times and it still cracked me up omg too much time on my hands
you ahve it bad dave 
nite all,,godbless
night dw sweet dreams
derrywoman: you ahve it bad dave nite all,,godbless
night to ya have a good day tallaght_guy: china you no idea
thats him,,just starting,,
ummmmmmmmmmmmmm yep
shadowlord69: worst thing is i re-read them 4 times and it still cracked me up omg too much time on my hands
Admiring your own handiwork
I'm trying to pick out the best of em Think the 'smell my armpits' one &
'the walk home will do you good' cracked me up the most
what about the you must be cold you should get a jacket like mine
shhhhhhhhhhhh dopnt start him off again
or --- do you mind i brought a friend for company
Chinagirl: Actually all the self-complimentary ones are brill...
Imagine really saying that to a girl on the 1st date
'Do I look good'
'Do you like my hair'....
If there was ever a way to knock the wind out of a girl, that has to be it, she'd never see that coming
Imagine really saying that to a girl on the 1st date
'Do I look good'
'Do you like my hair'....
If there was ever a way to knock the wind out of a girl, that has to be it, she'd never see that coming
did you ever hear of an iron
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