The truth about Cats and Dogs ( Archived) (3)

I read this article and want to share it to all of you.
The writer said that all dogs are male and all cats are female...
how so?here is why..
Proof that all dogs are male:
1.Dogs,like men, are completely predictable.
2.They are supremely interested in your nether regions and pathetically unable to hide this fact.
3.they dont respond when you shout in their ear,but they can hear the sound of a packet containing something consumable being opened a kilometer away.
4.If you once let them hog your sofa,they will feel like they own it.
5.They eat anything.Their basic philosopy is put stuff in their mouths first, ask questions later.
6.They are intensely loyal but sometimes stray through sheer stupidity.
7.When they are not happy, they dont say anything, but sul and growl and knock things over.
8.They emit large amounts of gas from both ends.
Proof that all cats are female:
1.They are completely unpredictable.
2.they expect to be worshipped all the time.
3.they look cute but are surprisingly tough-minded creatures who make all the decisions.
4.They leave bits of their hair all over the place.
5.You can call them, but you never know if they will actually turn up.
6.they completely ignore you when you come home.
7.They take the stance that you exist solely to ensure their happiness.

Good one!!!