A_Non_A_MooseOPWestlock, Alberta Canada4,340 posts
HIS and HERS Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. opens window asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer Arrives at destination presently.
HIS: Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it's the correct one. Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he's right. Drives an extra 5 miles just in case. Finally rolls down window just to get fresh air Pulls up to a 7 -11 Gets three hot-dogs, a large slurpee, and beef jerky Asks person behind counter how to get back onto the highway. Gets back into car. Laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away from the 7-11. Drives down a dirt road with no street lights insisting this is the way back because guy from 7-11 said it was. Almost hits a deer Curses the night Curses you Curses the large slurpee Drives and fiddles with radio. Yells at you for suggesting the map again Admits he didn't want to go to Thanksgiving at your sister's anyway. He hates your sister. Ever since she called him a pernicious weasel He had to look up pernicious. Couldn't find a dictionary. Finally found a dictionary Couldn't spell pernicious. Seethes at the memory of it all But she is laughing inside... And of course you're still lost. Finally pulls over and lets her ask for directions. Pouts. Arrives at destination.
A_Non_A_MooseOPWestlock, Alberta Canada4,340 posts
langleygirl: lol .... too funny.
Yup, I admit I can be that way, but it was more I didn't want to listen to you whine!!
What me whine? Never! I am sure you would be a lovely travel companion! And I can always put you in the back seat with Chuckles if you become too much trouble!
A_Non_A_Moose: What me whine? Never! I am sure you would be a lovely travel companion! And I can always put you in the back seat with Chuckles if you become too much trouble!
Lol .... delegated to the back seat now am I? Chuckles and me will get along fine .... I'll teach him how to throw popcorn from the backseat!
A_Non_A_MooseOPWestlock, Alberta Canada4,340 posts
langleygirl: Lol .... delegated to the back seat now am I? Chuckles and me will get along fine .... I'll teach him how to throw popcorn from the backseat!
What? Hey, don't me stop this car and come back there you two!! Then again,....hey Chuckles,....get up front old buddy,....you drive,... LOL! Don't worry, its an automatic,....you'll do just fine.) Now we're talkling my kind of raod trip!
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HERS:
Pulls off at wrong exit.
opens window
asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer
Arrives at destination presently.
HIS:
Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it's the correct one.
Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he's right.
Drives an extra 5 miles just in case.
Finally rolls down window just to get fresh air
Pulls up to a 7 -11
Gets three hot-dogs, a large slurpee, and beef jerky
Asks person behind counter how to get back onto the highway.
Gets back into car.
Laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away from the 7-11.
Drives down a dirt road with no street lights insisting this is the way back because guy from 7-11 said it was.
Almost hits a deer
Curses the night
Curses you
Curses the large slurpee
Drives and fiddles with radio.
Yells at you for suggesting the map again
Admits he didn't want to go to Thanksgiving at your sister's anyway.
He hates your sister.
Ever since she called him a pernicious weasel
He had to look up pernicious.
Couldn't find a dictionary.
Finally found a dictionary
Couldn't spell pernicious.
Seethes at the memory of it all
But she is laughing inside...
And of course you're still lost.
Finally pulls over and lets her ask for directions.
Pouts.
Arrives at destination.