bubbles85: i want to find a husband to marry in the next year cooks,cleans,irons,makes the tea,puts the toilet seat down
Ok i promise to put the toilet seat down when i m finished .....if you put it up when you re finished ......after all isnt this marriage thingy supposed to be 50 50
Ok i promise to put the toilet seat down when i m finished .....if you put it up when you re finished ......after all isnt this marriage thingy supposed to be 50 50
ok ok i will give u 80 20,how does that sound and i want one of them rings out of a holloween brack,so get chewing mister
Taureanmale: Chewing away here ...you re being very generous ...and just to reward you ...i ll let you out of the kitchen sometimes ....to go to bed
arnt u the one that has to ask nicely to be unchained from that kitchen sink,i think them rubber gloves are worn out at this stage have u chewed enough yet
bubbles85: arnt u the one that has to ask nicely to be unchained from that kitchen sink,i think them rubber gloves are worn out at this stage have u chewed enough yet
And just how nicely do you want me to ask dear? And rubber gloves?? ....protecting my hands for later eh?
Taureanmale: And just how nicely do you want me to ask dear? And rubber gloves?? ....protecting my hands for later eh?
later for what ,cleaning the toilet best leave the rubber gloves on and protect them hands of yours i can see them crumbs from here,out with the hoover
bubbles85: later for what ,cleaning the toilet best leave the rubber gloves on and protect them hands of yours i can see them crumbs from here,out with the hoover
Thats it ....gloves r off ....now ....see that hoover ......the plug goes in the socket ...yes thats the one ...now pick up that bit ......yes its the bit that looks like a brush .....bend over ...yea and hoover!!!
Taureanmale: Thats it ....gloves r off ....now ....see that hoover ......the plug goes in the socket ...yes thats the one ...now pick up that bit ......yes its the bit that looks like a brush .....bend over ...yea and hoover!!!
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cooks,cleans,irons,makes the tea,puts the toilet seat down
Ok i promise to put the toilet seat down when i m finished .....if you put it up when you re finished ......after all isnt this marriage thingy supposed to be 50 50