A woman, mother of 3 children, is sitting on the couch, near to her mother-in-law, when one of the children comes running to her.
"Mommy mommy! How was I born?", "My dear - answers the woman - it was a stork, a beautiful stork was holding you in its beak and brought you to me and daddy!"
The mother-in-law glances at her, grumbling something.
The second child comes.
"Mommy mommy! How was I born?" "My dear - answers the woman - it was a seagull, a magnificent seagull was holding you in its beak and brought you to me and daddy".
Again, the mother-in-law glances at her, shaking his head as to dispprove and grumbles something.
Finally, the third child comes.
"Mommy mommy! How was I born?" "My dear - answers the woman - it was an eagle, a majestic eagle was holding you in its beak and brought you to me and daddy".
For the third time the mother-in-law glances at the woman and says: "Ah! I knew they were three different birds!"
Minerva, I still don't know what the blog is about :) Maybe I will try and start some sort of CS Chronicles.
Willow, thanks for your suggestions and advices. Actually I was already following them.
First of all I would like to specify that my opening post is not supposed to be a complaint, but just an observation. Truth is that I'm actually more frustated for a wasted effort (in tailoring a text on its recipient) than for not getting a reply :)
I do address my attention to people living in my area, which, incidentally, is a 30 Km long (from an end to the other one) island, so any other option would be quite futile, even taking in account the fact that I'm just looking for friends/hang out. For this reason I'm not even interested in looks/appearence.
For example, not later than a couple of days ago I sent a mail to a girl (no profile picture) who appeared among my profile visitors. After having acknowledged that and the fact she was looking for friends/hangouts as well, I proposed to get to know each other better but still my message stayed unanswered.
I also try to be active on the site. I published 2 tests and 1 poll/forum thread and I also think I have a wide range of interests/hobbies that I listed in my profile.
Well, having said that, I'm coming back to my narcissism and to the next unanswered-to-be flower/mail/smoke signal :)
RE: The Parrots
A woman, mother of 3 children, is sitting on the couch, near to her mother-in-law, when one of the children comes running to her."Mommy mommy! How was I born?", "My dear - answers the woman - it was a stork, a beautiful stork was holding you in its beak and brought you to me and daddy!"
The mother-in-law glances at her, grumbling something.
The second child comes.
"Mommy mommy! How was I born?" "My dear - answers the woman - it was a seagull, a magnificent seagull was holding you in its beak and brought you to me and daddy".
Again, the mother-in-law glances at her, shaking his head as to dispprove and grumbles something.
Finally, the third child comes.
"Mommy mommy! How was I born?" "My dear - answers the woman - it was an eagle, a majestic eagle was holding you in its beak and brought you to me and daddy".
For the third time the mother-in-law glances at the woman and says: "Ah! I knew they were three different birds!"