Jihadmeathello Forum Posts (1,473)

RE: this thread is ONLY for 'simple and family' guys like me..

Grab some garlic bread on your way, we are out. Out of wine too....but you know I am good on beer

RE: this thread is ONLY for 'simple and family' guys like me..

TAPPEN mich herrlichen

RE: this thread is ONLY for 'simple and family' guys like me..

Right on, and I know the feeling, haven't been here much for the last few months

laters

RE: this thread is ONLY for 'simple and family' guys like me..

Were you headed hun?

RE: this thread is ONLY for 'simple and family' guys like me..

Hola senorita

RE: this thread is ONLY for 'simple and family' guys like me..

Oh hell no, I am single, I make a quite a bit so I don't have to cook every night. That lasgna will last me 6 days at least and feed me and my friend.

RE: The astrological forecast for the year 2011

Already been done

a winter ale fermented in pinot gris barrels done by deschutes....it's damn good too

RE: The astrological forecast for the year 2011

Hmmm, she must use fuggels hops then


Ven will be first person to successfully separate Siamese twins while juggling flaming swords

RE: The astrological forecast for the year 2011

Will become famous for her adult books written in the cadence and Rhyme of Dr. Suess

an excerpt

She was so kind to sit on hit lap
"What is that"?
She tapped and tapped
"Oh nothing" then splat and splat

RE: What kind of messages do you receive most in your INBOX?

EXCUSE ME!!!

I think she was trying to think happy thoughts

*folds arms and taps foot*

RE: dating

Well, the thing is, allot of guys are nice, and unfortunately, allot of women see that as the man being a wimp, wich is sometimes the case. Part of it is a flaw in some women's perception (can also lead women to date a**hole) and other times it is just because the man truely is a wimp.

Women like confidence, and some nice guys don't know how to be nice and exude confidence at the same time

RE: What kind of messages do you receive most in your INBOX?

RE: What kind of messages do you receive most in your INBOX?

I love the way you phrased that

RE: What kind of messages do you receive most in your INBOX?

lol, you do that before pouncing...I know your tricks kitty cat

RE: What kind of messages do you receive most in your INBOX?

Just photo shop my head on a connan the barbarian pic, our body types are about the same......


Howya doin hun?!

RE: What kind of messages do you receive most in your INBOX?

I got visions of you on all fours purring like a cat

RE: What kind of messages do you receive most in your INBOX?

lol, that pic is classic

RE: What kind of messages do you receive most in your INBOX?

Oooh!! You are going to play the sabertoothed cat that tares my loincloth with it's teeth and ravishes me?



Sweet! Lemme get everything off the counter tops so we don't break anything

RE: What kind of messages do you receive most in your INBOX?

The one in the shower?

RE: What kind of messages do you receive most in your INBOX?

Guess that means it's loincloth time doesn't it?

RE: What kind of messages do you receive most in your INBOX?

Missed you too hun, with hollidays and school I have been lacking on my internet debaucherry

RE: What kind of messages do you receive most in your INBOX?

From people I met here, scammers, and lately, people that are trying to save my soul.....apperently even over the internet it is easy to tell I am going to hell

Woot!! That rhymed!!

RE: Hello

Good, I am glad you can see through their sick ways and see see to my pure and wholesome soul

RE: What do you want to be when you grow up?

That or gigolo.....

RE: What do you want to be when you grow up?

craft brewer

US Homeland Statistics are in, and here is what they found so far

To make up for fail

I was at my bank today. There was a short line.

There was just one lady in front of me,

an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yens for dollars.

It was obvious she was a little irritated . . .

She asked the teller, "Why it change ?

Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I
only get hunat eighty ? Why it change ?"

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations.."


The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too !"

US Homeland Statistics are in, and here is what they found so far

*homeland security

Damn fail

US Homeland Statistics are in, and here is what they found so far

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3

RE: Hello

Run away while you can!!!

They captured me here and have me hidden in the CS basement!!

RUN!!!!!!

RE: do you think tobacco products will ever be totally banned?

Too much made in tax dollars