RE: Send a flower to the poster above you

God bless Belgium and all 1 billion styles of ales you have.

BTW, LOVED Maastricht when I visited there thumbs up

RE: Send a flower to the poster above you

The second row, third flower from the right. That flower is from me thumbs up

RE: Tell me your IP address and I'll tell you who you are.

It is like asking for a key for him to hack your computer

I never seen this done so boldly. And yes, there is locaters for IPs. used to use them as a mod at a forum. Kind of purposeless when everyone has their location in their profile.....so that leaves....

RE: Tell me your IP address and I'll tell you who you are.

doh doh doh

RE: Send a flower to the poster above you

K, well, I send you a beer and a shot of Metamucil cheers cheers

RE: Send a flower to the poster above you

Do I have to? He's gray haired and possibly more perverted than me.

I mean, he certainly has a clever, sharp, and perverted quality I hope to maintain throughout my life, but do I have to send him freakin flowers? confused

RE: AFRICAN MEN ARE MORE ROMANTIC

My gob? uh oh

Well, I will answer if I considered cloning once I know what gob means, and answers may very depending on if gob refers to a part of the anatomy rolling on the floor laughing tongue

RE: Tell a lie about the person above you #3

Yeesh, my brother's name is Jay...can we at least call me Jihad?

Wait, is that better? confused


Called his pregnant sister for a pizza when he heard she was delivering

RE: Tell a lie about the person above you #3

Spent four hours lost in a revolving door

RE: AFRICAN MEN ARE MORE ROMANTIC

Well, I disagree. I think men that are exactly my shape, height, skin tone, and weight are superior to all others.

This will very from year to year, diet and how much sun I get. tongue

RE: AFRICAN MEN ARE MORE ROMANTIC

Damn you and your observant ways!!

*shakes fist at cherrybrandy*

very mad very mad


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RE: AFRICAN MEN ARE MORE ROMANTIC

I got an idea, let's divide all the races up and say which is better at everything. Let's do that. That will sure end well, or perhaps, and this is a crazy idea, we should just judge everything on an individualistic case by case scenario. Call me cray roll eyes doh

RE: Tell a lie about the person above you #3

Lives on Dwight's Beet farm tongue

RE: Tell a lie about the person above you #3

Calls the individually wrapped kraft cheese slices "the good cheese"

RE: Tell a lie about the person above you #3

Is wanted for pulling the pants down on clowns at children's parties

RE: Tell a lie about the person above you #3

The bike is really just his sisters and when he is being good she lets him ride in the side car

RE: Tell a lie about the person above you #3

His bed is nothing more than a mass pile of beany babies

RE: Tell a lie about the person above you #3

So?

lates! hug

RE: Tell a lie about the person above you #3

Will be in a better mood tomorrow, or "shower day" as she calls it tongue

RE: Tell a lie about the person above you #3

HEY!!! Thems fighting words! very mad


Drinks all her wine strait from the box

RE: Tell a lie about the person above you #3

Not just one tongue

Once tried out for American Idol, but the video was not used for the final airing episode as it was considered to be "too embarrassing"

RE: Tell a lie about the person above you #3

Is convinced wheres waldo books are all story books with a hidden terrorist meaning

RE: Tell a lie about the person above you #3

Was once arrested for elbowing three kids in the face to get a better spot in the line for the ice cream truck

RE: Tell a lie about the person above you #3

Wew, least you have not found out about the scraping for DNA samples uh oh


Is a carrot top groupie

RE: Tell a lie about the person above you #3

Sends his resume in daily to be a photographer for ply girl magazine

RE: Tell a lie about the person above you #3

feels up mannequins in the department stores, yelling at the passerbyers "It's CONSENSUAL!!!"

RE: Tell a lie about the person above you #3

Her profile pic is one from a photo shoot she did for a deodorant commercial

RE: The matchmaker

Hee hee, Indeed I do, have me waiting with baited breath


And catch you'll later, time for me to go to class. tip hat

RE: The matchmaker

Looks like an all-star line up!! yay

RE: The matchmaker

lol, Dammit!!!

*kicks rock*

frustrated


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