Wrote this in the 7th grade ... got laughs, but the teacher made me rewrite something else ....
Ther once was a boy named John ... Who thought he was big and strong ... Along came Fred who punched him in the head ... and now John knows he was wrong
“My girlfriend does not like my Beagle Molly. So, I have to rehome her.
She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she's a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you're down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!
So ... anyone interested in my 30-year-old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed ASAP!!”
The ad actually surfaced in March a few years ago but was recently updated with the message: “Sorry but she has been re-homed, her original breeders (Her Parents) have taken her back home* Molly & I are looking for a new one ”
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