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Plays spin the bottle by herself

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Hurts the outside of my knee when I tie it too tight laugh tongue


Has the heart of Mother Theressa, and by that, I mean not beating

Sorry, that one was a bit harsh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

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Got it on film too grin


Mysteriously is able to pay for her menthol cigarettes and bottle of Thunderbird in all ones on a daily basis tongue

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Goes to the bookstore and circles all the locations of waldo in pen then puts them back on the shelf

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No police officer has ever had to tell her to "spread em" tongue

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Uses a bed pan and refuses to empty it out

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Works at the hospital donating blood by squeezing it from stones

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Grooms her underside twice a week with a weed whacker and a mining pick axe

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Has had several dates broken up when the wildlife protection agency was called on their date and she was netted and removed off premises tongue

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Was encouraged by her parents to put the fork in the socket

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Sleeps in a kid's car bed, to were she stays up at night with a plastic radio pretending to speak to other kids with car beds

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Was one of four of Jedediah Craw's wives grin

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Was shocked and angered at the writers of the movie titanic for having the boat sink in the end claiming "I never saw it coming, but was totally unnecessary for the film"

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Is most proud of their award for "best mustache" beating out Tom Selleck and Sam Elliot

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Was 17 years of age till he found out the teeter totter was for two people

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Carries the scent of cheap perfume and the inside of a greasy used McDonalds drive through bag

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Everyone is still waiting to see what he does when he eventually does go on a date grin

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Was only allowed to go with the family on fishing trips when she agreed to be used as bait

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The only thing he knows about two stroke and four stroke is that they are about the average number it takes when he m**turbates grin

RE: Do you think you are like your horoscope sign?

I respect that you may believe in that stuff, but I really think it is over generalizations that can be used to describe almost anyone. At some point in everyone's lives there was something they wish they had gone after and didn't.

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Feeds her own dog hard boiled eggs in effort to later "Cut down the pungent odor"

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Makes "Pakour" videos of himself he puts on you tube of dangerous acts like going up and down a step latter or stepping over a baby gate to were he looks at the camera and yells "PARKOUR" whillst giving the devil horns hand gesture

RE: Do you think you are like your horoscope sign?

I am JUST like my horoscope!!!

Course, so is everyone else and I just like everyone else' horoscope.......

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Sleeps in bed with a Maniquin she calls "Rupert" at night her neighbors are frequently awakened by wild yells of "YES RUPERY YES!!! HARDER RUPERT HARDER!!"

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Describes herself as a paint chip connoisseur

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Hangs out in woman's lingerie changing stations to snap them in the legs with rubber bands as they come out

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To out do the red paper clip guy, successfully traded on ebay from a house down to a staple

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Favorite hobby is switching out oxygen tanks with helium tanks at the retirement homes

RE: Too much too soon

Well, my parents who have been married for 35 years knew each other for 3 weeks before getting married, seems to have worked for them, however, they met in real life and I would not likely go down the same route as them personally. But I think it can work.

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