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What did Louis done dyed his hair for??

What did Louis done dyed his hair for?

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That'll be a tea then, it's clean...promise

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I did my best

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Same thing happened to me although it was me that spiked it, got the drinks mixed up

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Yes where's everybody, another pint when you're ready please

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I wouldn't blame ya, you're much better off without it...I'm giving it up for 2011, well just the odd one maybe

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Should go down a treat
Sticking with the back stuff here

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There's always one

Diet coke is just as bad as the real stuff you know

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So, who's going to join me in here? I have beer
Did any of the other threads offer you beer? No they didn't...

I'm your real friend
Me and beer

RE: How was your 2010?

There's no point in dwelling on it. 2010 is overand gone forever. It is time to move forward and look on towards 2011.

I had an okyear and I hope 2011 will be a good year.

I'm highlighting stuff because that's the way morons usually type.

I know exactly what I want

I came close to the perfect woman for me once but she hated me


and then theres the others that think I'm their perfect man and I'm all like.....meh

It's impossible, do people just compromise and sacrifice all the time to make a relationship work? I'm not doing that, way too immature so I'am

I know exactly what I want

but I can't find her anywhere

maybe she doesn't exist

maybe I'm insane

RE: Brunnette; you wanna come to my New Year Eve party? 'Blonde;'sure when'?

RE: What would you do??

Yes emigrate, but before you go...
log on to this, find someone who has
responsibilities, has a huge mortage,
loads of kids, unemployed, no money in their bank account

and give 'em one of these

Advice Need Regarding Human Rights

I have to be careful otherwise I'm adding molestation to the ever growing list of charges

The police won't take this seriously though will they? I really don't want to get into trouble over this if he's not really a leprechaun

Advice Need Regarding Human Rights

I will tomorrow, I promise



I'll let him go if he promises not to call the police but then again it could be my one chance to get a pot of gold?

Advice Need Regarding Human Rights

I was walking through the fields about a week ago, down towards the fairy fort, its was icy, a pond had frozen over and people were skating. Anyway fun was had and on my way home, I took a short cut through a farm passage that leads to the road I live on.

I came across a short wee man dressed in a green jumper and dark tan pants. He had long wavy ginger hair and nicely trimmed beard. Anyway needless to say, I had a few beers with friends while at the pond and my judgement was impaired. I took him for a leprechaun and caught him.

I brought him home, a short 400-500 metre walk so no one saw and I put him in the rabbit hutch out back. After much argument and trying to persuade him to give me a pot of gold, he simply refused and claimed that what I was doing was against his human rights, kidnap, the list went on and on...

Now I'm actually a bit worried that he may not be a leprechaun and I was wondering does anyone know if leprechauns have the same human rights as us? Has there been any case like this before? A case of mistaken identity, I won't get into trouble will I? He has been locked up now for over a week, I kept him fed etc but I think I may have taken it too far.

Or is it simply a trick that leprechauns play nowaday? I'd appreciate any advice or experience that someone can offer.

RE: Happy New Year Folks!

Bring your own beer, the lovings free

RE: Unrequited Love...

It's a dog eat dog world out there when you've no face

RE: Happy New Year Folks!

2:17am

2:45am Guess not

2:17am

2:27am

2:17am

and it's dead quiet, who's up?

RE: she wants to talk to me

Tough times so it is, maybe she couldn't afford the christmas presents expect another break up around your birthday

RE: Being in a new relationship

I've been living with a bunch of lads for the past few years and the odd few girls along the way. Girls are great fun to live with, especially bombarding them at 3 in the morning with water balloons while they're sleeping