cheyni Forum Posts (3,955)

RE: valetiens nite what ru up?

ronan,,,welcome to the site,,,,didnt get to welcome you yet

RE: valetiens nite what ru up?

and wont be with ger

RE: prayers

joan my prayers go out to tony,,,,,, please god he'll be ok

pics from kels 30th - 3rd feb 07

yea please do ger,,,,im sure she mite have some,,,,,,,,NOT!!!!!! She was also busy for 6 hours wasnt she

pics from kels 30th - 3rd feb 07

thats damien, sandy,,,he was sittin at your table all night

pics from kels 30th - 3rd feb 07

excellent sandy,,cheers hunni,,,,, dying to see some now

pics from kels 30th - 3rd feb 07

thank you for coming julia,,,,,,hope you had fun there,,,,,told you all the cs gang was lovely

pics from kels 30th - 3rd feb 07

no its around somewhere in amongst the pressies i think

pics from kels 30th - 3rd feb 07

hey guys,,,

Just wanted to say a huge thank you to everyone that came to the party.... I know ive posted it already in one of the threads but wanted to say again, how much having you lot there, really made the party the best birthday ive ever had,,, Your all great and i thank god i have you all in my life as friends!!!!



BTW... just wondering if anyone took pics from the party,,, my digital cam is broke and the disposable one i was using seems to have been mislaid anyone got any pics they can send to me??? Think most of you that was there have my gamil addy to send em too..........

Thanx guys

RE: To Cheyni.....

thank you so much hunni,,,,,,, the music was brill and everyone really really enjoyed themselves......

RE: what a weekend

hey guys,,,not on for long,,im totally shattered now,,,

Just wanted to say many thanx to you all that came to the party,,,it really made my 30th to have you all there and im deligjted everyone enjoyed themselves,,,,
I had the best birthday party ever (im sure you cud all tell...lol)

call centre conversations

There's always one. This has got to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for "Termination without Cause".
Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. (Now I know why they record these conversations!):

Operator: "Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?"
Caller: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
Operator: "What sort of trouble??"
Caller: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
Operator: "Went away?"
Caller: "They disappeared."
Operator: "Hmm So what does your screen look like now?"
Caller: "Nothing."
Operator: "Nothing??"
Caller: It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
Operator: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??"
Caller: "How do I tell?"
Operator: "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen??"
Caller: "What's a sea-prompt?"
Operator: "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"
Caller: "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."
Operator: "Does your monitor have a power indicator??"
Caller: "What's a monitor?"
Operator: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on??"
Caller: "I don't know."
Operator: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??"
Caller: "Yes, I think so."
Operator: "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."
Caller: "Yes, it is."
Operator: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??"
Caller: "No."
Operator: "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."
Caller: "Okay, here it is."
Operator: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."
Caller: "I can't reach."
Operator: "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is??"
Caller: "No."
Operator: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over??"
Caller: "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark."
Operator: "Dark??"
Caller: "Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window. "
Operator: "Well, turn on the office light then."
Caller: "I can't."
Operator: "No? Why not??"
Caller: "Because there's a power failure.."
Operator: "A power......... A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in??
caller: "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
Operator: "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
Caller: "Really? Is it that bad?"
Operator: "Yes, I'm afraid it is."
Caller: "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??"
Operator: "Tell them you're too f###ing stupid to own a computer.

call centre conversations

Actual call centre conversations !!!!!

Customer: "I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?".
Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir?".
Customer: "It was on the door to the Travel Centre".
Operator: "Sir, they are our opening hours".

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Samsung Electronics

Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"
Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about".
Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?"
Operator: "I think you mean the telephone point on the wall".

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RAC Motoring Services

Caller: "Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am travelling in Australia?"
Operator: " Doesn't the product give you a clue?"

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Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while travelling in France): "If I register my car in France, do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?"

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Directory Enquiries

Caller: "I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff please".
Operator: "I'm sorry, there's no listing. Is the spelling correct?"
Caller: "Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off".

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Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.

Operator: "Woven? Are you sure?"
Caller: "Yes. That's what it says on the label; Woven in Scotland".

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Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop".
Customer: "OK".
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?".
Customer: "No".
Tech Support: "OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No".
Tech Support: "OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?".
Customer: "Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'".

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Tech Support: "OK. In the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"

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Caller: "I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just realised that I need it. If I turn my system clock back two weeks will I have my file back again?".
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RE: quite nights

hey there,,,not in galway but welcome to the forums,,,,hope you have loadsa fun here

RE: Seeing as we are near Valentines - let it out..................

That we are,,and we have cs to thank for it all

RE: Seeing as we are near Valentines - let it out..................

awh thank you babe,,,that is lovely,,,,,,, i am also very very lucky to know you and have you in my life


Love you loads honey

RE: serious stuff this!if your up for it?

totally agree with you there girl

RE: Been there,Done that,Now buy the t-shirt

I got the t-shirt and afew other thigs from tallbrunette for helping her with something and i can tell ya,,, they're really nice

RE: friday night

is that possible???

RE: friday night

jackie,,,thanx hun.......looking forward to it now

RE: friday night

yup,,im in serious need of a good drinking session now

RE: friday night

<----------- i am

just looking for advice

Thank you to everyone for our kind words and support,,,, and many thans to thos who have private mailed/flowered me,,,, its great to know i have so many wonderful friends on here

just looking for advice

Thanx M... i guess i do know that deep inside, its just been playing on my mind all last night and this morning......

just looking for advice

Thanx david,, to be honest i really dont know how im feeling over it,, im still in shock,,,mick was here last night and we talked about it and i cried thinkin about how horrible the situation is.... but to be honest i dont know how i should be reacting,,,our relationship wasnt the best but he is still the father of my kids,even if he wasnt in their lives for a long time......... Im not gonna dwell on it, just thinking about if i made the right decisions in not letting him back into their lives

just looking for advice

can you guys give me some advice on something,,,

Xmas week, i posted in a thread in the intl forums about what i wud do if my ex came calling at my door.I told everyone how my ex charley and his wife came calling here with xmas presents for our kids after not seeing them for 3 years. It was a shock to see him and i let them in, they stayed for about an hour playing with the kids and just before he left, he asked me if he could start seeing them again.. I told him id call him about it,,,,,and never did!!

Yesterday morning at 9am, i got a phonecall from his cousin who i hadnt spoke to in years.....

At 2am yesterday morning, charley was brutely stabbed and killed by his brother during a drunken fight..... I am still in shock over it and wonder if i did the right thing in not calling him about seeing our two daughters.... I have now had to tell our daughters, who are almost 5 and 6, that their daddy is gone to heaven..i had to tell them as its all over the news here in ireland and i dont want them hearing it from anyone else

Did i do the right thing? He came in and out of their lives on numerours occasions and all i was thinking about was if he'd do it again if i let him see them...... Now they never will see him

RE: hi

im english but i'll agree with you anyway

RE: hi

<------------- me too

RE: hi

no no no,,,,vodka,,,mmmmmm and tequila

RE: hi

hey there,,,,,no one talking to you??? awh poor thing,,, so in a pub are ya? what you doing on a laptop in a pub on a sat night?