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RE: Welcome to Cyba's bar...........ALL WELCOME.......

No worries there. Try some West Country Scrumpy Cider,but sit down to drink it..beer

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Cheers wine Been in the cellar since Christmas, that was some party.Happy New Year everyone.Drinks on the house cheers

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WHERE AM I? dunno

Merry Christmas

To everyone and a happy new yearbeer

RE: Welcome to Cyba's bar...........ALL WELCOME.......

Looks like Santas pissed again, he's just flown off and knocked the chimney pot off again,thats the 3rd time this week,wine

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Well I've just eaten 6 cookies no wonder I have the munchies.Put them in a tin as H,D, is after them and I've given him 1 as I thought they we ordinary cookies.No wonder hes quite. You girls can use the Iron Man Triatlon course until the golf course is built.wine

IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN TO THE CYBA BAR

Hi there,No worries the Cyba Bar Limo will pick you up {fully stocked complimentary bar] and take you to Connectingsingles eu. sign in at the door using you cyba name as normal.Go to the eu forum and go to Cyba Hippy Bar, First drink free.wine Dont mention cricket.

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Evening all. Hi Chriss welcome to the bar. are you a saints fan? Smokey you can have your bike back now we have a limo.Sorry about the wheel, wedward will fix it.Im taking HD for a walk might pop in later for a game of pool.wine beer

RE: Feeling sorry for myself!

Cheer up. I am sending the Cyba Limo to deliver a special Cyba T.L.C. survival pack containing lots of cuddles, a cyba maid to do all the work and a genie in a bottle[only 3 wishes] so hurry up and get well so you can get back to work at the cyba bar.We need you.wave

IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN TO THE CYBA BAR

You have't lived.................drinking Give yourself a break go to the Euro forums and into the Cyba Bar....Lots of things going on... Cheap flights can be arranged.........Hope to see you sooncheers

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Evening all.wave As promised I can announce great news.. We are opening a state of the art and eco-friendly Cyba Leisure Complex in the back garden. This will incorperate the following facilities.....An olympic sized pool with sauna, hot tub etc... A fully equipt gym and fitness training room. An Indian take-away..A restuarant offering world quisine.. A massage parlour with all types of massage from Ayervedic--Thai.wow A concert hall with major internation bands. Yoga will also be available 24hrs a day in the alternative rooms. There will be a Cyba Therapy room with trained councellors on call. Outside we will have new landscape gardens a boating lake with wild water rapids for the more adventurious,a barbi area and childrens playground. A dog kennel for HD as he keeps burying his bones in the bar.We will add fishing and golf at a later date. The Cyba Cab Co will run a free Limo service for all as your safety is important plus the little old lady next door has complained about disorderly behavoir. The Cyba Bar will remained unchanged keeping its traditional appearance except the wood shed will be converted into a Chill Out room with overnight accomadation available so no more sleeping in the bar..Cubicle 3 in the Gents loo will be Cybas Recycle Bin Room for anyone being naughty..HOPE YOU ALL LIKE itapplause

RE: Welcome to Cyba's bar...........ALL WELCOME.......

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RE: Welcome to Cyba's bar...........ALL WELCOME.......

Evening all.As you all know recent events have brought the bar to the attention of the police, the courts, the united nations, the Austrian Organic Growers Society and that nice old lady that lives next door. Cyba and myself have had a meeting with the above and it is with regret that from today ALL Dwarves will be barred as they keep sticking their noses into other peoples business.....Ramone.sorry , but your Kilt and what you are not wearing under it has driven too many of the ladies into a frenzy,there are some shorts behind the bar you can wear. ,,Smoky No More Organic Cookers for the customers just the staff. Freeze. stop dancing on the tables as we are down to the last three..The Good news is that Cyber and myself have been out Haggis hunting and we managed to catch several for the Traditional Scottish Hogmany..[new years eve tickets selling fast]..I have more chocolates for the tree as someone keeps eating them..Wedy KK will you please settle your tabs...Anyone want a beerbeer

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Wedy ..your back, we thought you'd run away with the cleaner...We have some very interesting photos of the judge and ::::::: and the evidence was drunk or in the case of your door Burnt tongue Now then I will buy you one of cybas christmas cocktails,how about a Reindeers Droop wine

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The bickies are all gone wow We've all got the munches so iv'e ordered a full monty take away which should be delivered any minute.We will just charge it to the bar.In the meantime have another beer on freezes tabbeer

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Thanks for getting me out man applause The police still have my Didjeridoo, they think it's a peace pipe.crying What was in those biscuits that smoky made?wow Hey these christmas decorations are wicked but wheres the treebeer

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Bands bookeddancing You never told me about the green bowl, i've munched half of it and eaten all the peanuts and now im off for a curry, I'll have a bottle to go and if I can find my way back I'll see you later for a reindeer rum. oh and don't put the cherry in it this time..Is that Bing playing.wine

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Evening all. It looks fantatic in the bar ..a big log fire and loads of decorations.Where's cyba cos I want my xmas decorations that he's wearing back..laugh When are we meeting to discus the christmas gig.I will have a glass of your reindeer rum pleasewine

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Jan I warned you not to eat cyba's special wink mince pies.Dont worry you will be ok in about 2 hours

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I'm not sure but I will ask the pink elephant playing pool he might knowwine

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Not sure I lost count after 3confused

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Cyba can I have my decorations back. I have just been chatting to the guy by the fire,he's a dyslexic devil worshipper who has sold his soul to santalaugh This seasonal glow tastes familular confused

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Evening all..wine Just popped in to drown my sorrows after finding out from smoky that Santa isnt realcrying

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By going up market I take it you mean we will get clean glasses.applause Will we be having a christmas party at the bar? I've brought back a beer mat so for my free drink I'll have a pint of guiness pleasebeer

RE: Most horrible Xmas presents

I was given a drill one christmas.laugh so I reckon you ladies are just as badbeer

RE: Welcome to Cyba's bar...........ALL WELCOME.......

The Health Inspector is cool about the bar,he was here last week during the mud wrestling and I showed him some photos I took of him, freeze and the pool table.wink No worries from his department, in fact the bar got a gold star..see cyba for copies of photos.thumbs up

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Wes is missing...I reckon it might have something to do with his tab..HUGE...The old bill were very interested in the greenhouse and the funny looking plants you had growinghead banger

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Everything gone like clockwork no worries at allwave Nice to have you backcheers Just one little hicup but Im sure you can sort it out with the police tomorrowgrin

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evening all. I've come down from my roof We have had bad gales and strong winds for over a week so no drinking. However I admit to talking the cyba bar roof to replace mine.So lets party before the hipster gets back and finds the place wrecked.Drinks on the house for all.wine

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The 3legged race was won by Funoldie amd the Cleaning lady. The two of them have become unseperatable since the mud wrestling.wink Nobody else finished the race as at the second bar there was a great band playing, so we all atayed there.laugh 1st prize is a week at Castle de Wedward no expense sparedcheers The bar would like to thank Wes for this very kind donationapplause Drinks on the house cheers wine beer

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