why should a woman have to treat a man as if he were a toddler unable to clean himself?? if the man cant figure out that without a shower or bath HE SMELLS BAD and THAT is the reason no one wants to be around him then he has much larger issues to deal with in trying to figure out why his woman doesn't want to be around him a dog can't bathe himself, therefore, the person who cares for the dog does it so until you become so invalid that you are unable to bathe yourself dont be surprised that no one wants to give you a bath lol
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said, "OK. You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!" The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?" The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible. Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete...how much steel!! No, think of another wish." The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women....know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment....know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say 'nothing'....know how to make them truly happy...." The genie asked, "Do you want that bridge two lanes or four?"
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
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RE: Women will bath their dog but won't their guy, why?
why should a woman have to treat a man as if he were a toddler unable to clean himself??if the man cant figure out that without a shower or bath HE SMELLS BAD and THAT is the reason no one wants to be around him then he has much larger issues to deal with in trying to figure out why his woman doesn't want to be around him
a dog can't bathe himself, therefore, the person who cares for the dog does it
so until you become so invalid that you are unable to bathe yourself
dont be surprised that no one wants to give you a bath lol