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RE: Elephant jokes!

What has 2 heads, 6 feet, 1 tail, 4 ears and a trunk?
A man riding an elephant.

What has 4 ears, 8 legs, 2 tails, 4 eyes and 2 trunks?
An elephant with spare parts.
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Margo means pearl rose

RE: Elephant jokes!

Why aren't elephants white and shiny?
Because if they were, they'd be fridges.

Why can't you put an elephant in a sandwich.
Because ifs too heavy to lift.

Why couldn't the elephants play cards on the Ark?
Because Noah was sitting on the deck.
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RE: Elephant jokes!

What did the elephant say when the tiger grabbed his tail?
'That's the end of me.'

What did the elephant think of the grape's home?
'Divine'!

What did the grey elephant say to the blue elephant?
'Cheer up!' laugh

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a bat?
Collapsed belfries.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a bee?
Squashed flowers.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a biscuit?
Crumbs.
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What do you get if you cross a cow with an elephant?
Long-life milk.

What do you get if you cross a river with an elephant?
To the other side.
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Elephant Poems

An elephant is big,
An elephant is fat,
It has no fingers,
It has no toes,
But goodness gracious
What a nose!

Two elephants - Harry & Faye
Couldn't kiss with their trunks in the way
So they boarded a plane
They're now kissing in Maine
Cause their trunks got sent to L.A.

An elephant goes like this and that,
He's terribly big,
And he's terribly fat;
He has no fingers,
And has no toes,
But goodness gracious,
What a long nose!

Hickory dickory dock,
The elephant ran up the clock,
The clock is being repaired ...

The elephant is a funny bird,
It flies from bough to bough;
It lays its eggs in a rhubarb tree,
And whistles like a cow.

An elephant is a dainty bird,
It flies from leaf to leaf;
It makes its nest in a strawberry plant,
And whistles through its teeth.

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Dande sweete,I am great thanks,hope you are wellwink hug kiss kiss

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Sometimes????wink wave

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What's the difference between an elephant and a bison?
You can't wash your hands in an elephant.

What's the difference between a biscuit and an elephant?
You can't dip an elephant into your tea.

What's the difference between a flea and an elephant?
An elephant has fleas, but fleas don't have elephants.

What's the difference between a lemon and an elephant?
A lemon is yellow.

What's the difference between a pickle and an elephant?
A pickle always forgets.

What's the difference between a riddle and 2 elephants sitting on a bun.
One's a conundrum and the other's a bun-under-em.

What's the difference between a sick elephant and a dead bee?
One's a seedy beast and the other's a bee deceased.

What's the difference between a sleeping elephant, and one that's awake?
With some elephants, its difficult to tell.

What's the difference between a sneezing elephant and a spy?
Nothing: they've both got a code in their trunk.

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?
Try picking them up - an elephant is usually hea

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WHAT DO YOU CALL JOKES

What did the Irishman call his pet elephant?
Rover.

What do you call a fat elephant who drowns in a river?
A non-slimmer.

What do you call a female elephant with 6 children?
Mum.

What do you call a Jumbo with a machine gun?
Jambo.

What do you call a line of elephants that won't let you by?
An elefence.

What do you call a man who shoots elephants?
Ivor E Hunter.

What do you call a man who's eaten an elephant?
Full up.

What do you call a metre-high elephant?
Trunkated.

What do you call a smart elephant?
Elegant.

What do you call an ant with big ears?
An eleph-ant.
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It must be the hot weatherwave

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I mean Caribbeanwink

Spider-man

,full cinema last evening I sow Pirates of the Cribbean,3 hrs,did't really like itdoh wave

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sombody does???rose

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Just don't drink before you sleeptongue wink
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I mean I am sure...Lol
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Very good dreamwink I am shure you can do better 2nightwave

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Hey,how are youwave
From a few weeks still the same dreamswink
How about you??
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Hope she will stay in you dreams forever,in your dreams and in you heart
Wish all your dreams come truerose

margo
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Lucky you,wish to have always nice dreamswave

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you should sleep Jackie is latewink

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Ah well,maybe you right,leave it at thatwink comfort

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You can try anywaywink

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