One day a boy approached his mother with a question. "Mom, how come every night I hear you and daddy fighting and yelling, but when I look in your room you're on top of each other?"
His mother ,very surprised, replies; "Honey you know how fat daddy is, I'm jumping on top of him to help him lose weight".
The boy knows that's not working and tells his mother why...
"Mom that's not going to help, because the lady next door comes by after you leave for work, and blows him back up again!"
Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down."
The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed and I couldn't remember whether I was going to sleep or had just woken up!
The third lady smiles smugly, "Well, my memory is just as good as it's always been, knock on wood," she says as she raps on the table. Then with a startled look on her face, she asks, "Who's there?"
Weekend was great,just me my daughter and my doggie...my son was busy i did't really get to see him that much... How are you ???? did you enjoy the nice weather yest???
lola36 Forum Posts (4,687)
maybe 5 or 10 days in year..
RE: What would you put in the pocket of the person above you!
But I am not,and never will be....