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RE: Celebrity Look A Likes

I had one date who said I looked like Robert De Niro (I think she was heavily medicated)
I had one date who said I looked like Eddie Money (I'm not sure how I feel about that)
I had one date who said I looked like Tobey Maguire (I'm sure Tobey would be mortified)
I think I actually look like a handsome Abe Vigoda or am I being redundant?

RE: great song lyrics

I'm not sure I got all the words right, but I'll try.

Tequila - by The Champs:












Tequila

RE: Question to the Yanks.............

cyberhippie, I am well aware of the hatred that the rest of the world has towards us Ugly Americans. I, for one bask in that hatred. I find it enjoyable subtly flaunting my American arrogance whenever I visit your (and our) motherland as well as France. Though I have noticed, England seems to have flushed out a lot of their undesirables(looks like they wound up in France).

All top dogs, no matter what venue,business,countries,sports teams etc...,will always have inferiors snipping at their heels and pointing out their faults instead of looking at their own shortcomings. It is just the price we have to pay for being the best. Oh well, someone has to do it.
Congratulations on your choice of home country. A perfect fit.

RE: If your life ended today...

I guess my legacy would be confused people left im my wake saying
'Gee, I don't really remember the guy, I hope they serve good food after the funeral"

RE: What's Your Sign?

My sign is stop.........

RE: FRIDAY THE 13th....

Friday the 13th is such a bad day. For example, today I lost a sock while doing laundry. Nuff said...

Food Confessions

Chocolate and Hot Sauce!!! Right up my alley, I never thought of that combination. I Will try it.

Food Confessions

I know someone who would open a can of cherry pie filling and finish it straight up in one night. I just made a batch of gooey whoopie pie filling just so I could have a spoon full or two whenever I got the urge.
How about you, what are your food secrets???

RE: CHEMISTRY...and...CONNECTION

Not sure where this falls into the chemistry/connection thing, but I'm just getting off an extended relationship where I liked this woman very much as a person. She was pragmatic, reasonable, smart, very good to me. Someone who I think would be easy to live with. But I never really desired her. I don't know what it was. Anyway, finally came the right time to let her move on. It hurt, but I really think it was best for both parties.

Men Women Music

DISCLAIMER: Please excsuse me for painting with a broad brush, this comment is ment just in general, Yes I understand there are plenty of women who are big music geeks...
But... for the most part,what I see reading these music forums, it seems that men are more passionate about music and delve more deeply into it. I wonder why that is

RE: Love always and with passion ~ Getting married?

For the past several years, in the warm weather months, while I"m out for my early morning run, I always see this couple (old neighbors of mine) both in thier mid 90s getting in their morning walk hand in hand. But it is pretty rare to see a couple that both make it healthy enough to that age. But there is still hope.

RE: When you are alone in bed at night

I usually work/play hard during the day, so when it comes time for bed, it is not that hard for me to fall asleep alone. A little jazz playing low in the background and I'm out in a short time. I don't watch tv or read in bed. The only thing I do in bed is sleep.(well, almost the only thing...) Funny thing, all my married friends love the rare occasions they get to sleep alone.

RE: WHERE ARE YOU NOW???

Hi Wikked,

The best thing to do is to remember to always keep your close friends in the loop. Even when your dream boat comes along, keep up relations with them, they have no agenda. If that doesn't work out, sort through things yourself. You have done a good job of getting yourself this far, you can handle this rough spell. If that doesn't work, let me know. I'll fix things.

If All Those People Who Put "Likes Walks On The Beach In Their Profile"

Langley, I didn't buy any of that stuff(ocean front property,candle companies etc...), and I Still have to pay someone to find me a date. But it has been that way my whole life. My parents had to tie a roast beef around my neck just so the family dog would hang with me.

If All Those People Who Put "Likes Walks On The Beach In Their Profile"

And how about all those candle lit dinners in the profiles. I'm selling my con edison stock and buying yankee candle stock.

If All Those People Who Put "Likes Walks On The Beach In Their Profile"

Acutally did take walks on the beach, Wouldn't we need beach traffic cops?

RE: Did you write your profile? Ripped it of, or...

I'm on my second profile, both written by me. The first one was like all the others on this site.(I like candle lit dinners,long walks on the beach,puppy dogs etc...) I decided to do a goofy one after reading a thread on funny profiles. The goofy one works better. Go figure.

Don't You Just Hate It When...

Langley- We are not happy unless we are complaining. Life is good. No pills needed.

Don't You Just Hate It When...

You are walking down a busy narrow sidewalk and a couple is walking hand in hand taking up the entire sidewalk and they refuse to yield. There has gotta be some way to retaliate.

RE: Whats the worst thing a man can do to let a woman know he likes her?

Steal her cat and make it look like it ran away. Then wait for her to post the missing cat posters. And then answer the poster saying that you found her cat and have been taking care of it and would like to return it.... Because you know what always happens. Just before you return the cat, that damn cat always somehow slips into the sink when the garbage disposal happens to be running and meets an unfortunate fate. Never fails...

RE: Worst pick up lines

How about:

I'm new in town, can you show me the way to your house?

I may be small, but I kiss hard

I've lost my phone number, can you give me yours?

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