stillettoh Forum Posts (3)

Just wanna say hi everyone....im new at this :)

Good to meet u rice....did u get up to much on the weekend?

Just wanna say hi everyone....im new at this :)

Hi all, i've been home for 2 months due to a knee injury and have been reading AU FORUMS which i will say are quite entertaining...hehe!Finally had the surgery on Tues and looks like i'll be home for at least another month. Gotta say that being unable to get around is "doing my head in" (for choice of better words :) so thought id pass the time and join in and say hi to everyone

RE: Sorry girls another blond joke.

Glad u liked the last joke mylife :) Heres another one for u.....

A plane is on its way to Sydney>when a blonde in Economy Class

gets>>up and moves to the First Class and sits down.>>>>The

flight attendant watches s her do this and asks to see her

ticket.>>She then tells the blonde passenger that she's paid for

Economy and>>that she will have to go and sit in the

back.>>>>>>>>The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm

going to Sydney and>>I'm staying right here!">>>>>>>>The

flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and>>co-

pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class

that>>belongs in Economy and won't move back to her

seat.>>>>>>The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to

explain that because>>she only paid for economy she is only

entitled to an economy seat and>>she will have to leave and

return to her original seat.>>>>>>The blonde replies, "I'm blonde,

I'm beautiful, I'm going to>>Sydney, and I'm staying right

here!">>>>Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no

use and that>>he probably should have the police waiting when

they land to arrest>>this blonde woman that wo n't listen to

reason.>>>>>>>>The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll

handle this, I'm>>married to a blonde, and I speak

blonde!">>>>>>>>He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her

ear, and she says "Oh,>>I'm sorry- I had no idea," gets up and

moves back to her seat in the>>economy section.>>>>>>>>The

flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what

he>>said to make her move without any fuss.>>>>>>>>The Pilot

replied..... "I told her First Class isn't going to Sydney"