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RE: Funny GAA Quotes

reminds me of a joke;

What do you ask a Dub in Croke Park in September?

Two packets of crisps and a coke please !!!


(profuse apologies to Dubs fans reading this, especially after the weekend)

RE: A special friend returns

I think you can get 5 years for stalking - is beanstalking the new deerstalking?

RE: Dumped for good,or just a break??

I can't see what the original poster would achieve if it was a fake post.....she was only asking for help.

If the lady in question is a mum of 2 kids, she is not going to have much time to go out and socialise and her ex quite possibly could have helped her set up a profile and used many of his own profile characteristics in hers, its easier to just copy what you have written than to think up a whole new profile for an ex-partner that shares a lot of your information anyway.

Maybe jumping on the gal was slightly hasty and she should have been given a chance, after all, she just wanted a bit of help.

RE: Why are Irish guys too shy to approach women?

hang on till I get my coat....and the tape measure !!

RE: Why are Irish guys too shy to approach women?

ahhh I have a good eye for that kind of thing, the tape measure only appears after the Rioja hits home

RE: Why are Irish guys too shy to approach women?

now don't be thinking I judge a man by the size of his bulge.....I usually wait for at least 5 minutes before breaking my tape measure out !!

RE: Why are Irish guys too shy to approach women?

In matters of love men do not see clearly in their own affairs. They say that faint heart never won fair lady; and it is amazing to me how fair ladies are won, so faint are often men's hearts!
Anthony Trollope

As a fair lady I can tell ye guys that a smile and a laugh will work for me every time, tidy appearance, clean shoes, subtle sftershave (the more subtle, the likelihood of us leaning in to smell is increased) quick wit and the ability to take and deliver a joke

oh and don't be mean, by that I do not expect in this day and age that you lift every bill, just enough to make the "fair lady" feel like chivalry is not gone and forgotten!

RE: why cant i meet a mate and im an attractive female

chasing rabbits or deerstalking, presumably she is involved in an animal based pursuance activity

RE: why cant i meet a mate and im an attractive female

your willingness to travel is commendable Mr Falling Man ..... do you need directions?

Or you could just follow Sam !!!!

RE: Long-distance??

I think it depends on the couple and how much "Quality" they manage to fit in to their Quality Time together

RE: does anyone in lreland stick to the speed limits.

does the M50 go in a circle? Or have I been having M50 nightmares again ?

RE: does anyone in lreland stick to the speed limits.

where are all these speed merchants? I always seem to get stuck behind an elderly person doing 25mph and hogging the middle of the road!

I don't condone speed at any time, but the frustration at chugging along in third gear only incites people to overtake and that is what leads to a lot of accidents.

RE: where did you.....

you could shorten that again to just "scary" :P

mine is just a colour....no...nothing at all to do with being selfish, spoiled, vain and if a civil war broke out I would marry three men for their money to save my family and rebuild Tara

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