RE: Yes, they really said this;

"I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that."

-Jerry Rice.



he certainly was one of the best
drinking

RE: Yes, they really said this;

"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."

-New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers



conversing

RE: Yes, they really said this;

"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."

-Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann



giggle got tackled one too many times...

RE: Yes, they really said this;

"A lot of good ballgames on tomorrow, but we're going to be right here with the Cubs and the Mets."

-Thom Brennaman, Chicago Cubs broadcaster.




laugh

RE: Yes, they really said this;

"Tonight, we're honoring one of the all-time greats in baseball, Stan Musial. He's immoral."


-Johnny Logan, ex-major leaguer, introducing Musial at a banquetwine

RE: Yes, they really said this;

"I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me."

-Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model

wow wow ............doh

RE: Yes, they really said this;

I lost it in the sun!"
-Billy Loes, Brooklyn Dodgers Pitcher, after fumbling a grounder.



wink

RE: Yes, they really said this;

"There is one word in America that says it all, and that word is, 'You never know.'"
-Pitcher Joaquin Andujar

laugh

"That's why I don't talk. Because I talk too much."
-Joaquin Andujar

laugh

RE: Yes, they really said this;

Me and George and Billy are two of a kind."
-Baseball player Mickey Rivers, on his relationship with George Steinbrenner and Billy Martin


hmmm popcorn

RE: Yes, they really said this;

"As I remember it, the bases were loaded."
-Baseball player Garry Maddox, asked his reaction to hitting a grand slam



help

RE: Yes, they really said this;

"The only reason I don't like playing in the World Series is I can't watch myself play."
-Reggie Jackson

roll eyes

RE: Yes, they really said this;

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf."
-Tug McGraw, asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf




giggle hope he's not wanting to run for Pres. someday...laugh

RE: Yes, they really said this;

"Because there are no fours."
-- NBA long-range gunner Antoine Walker when asked why he shoots so many threes




applause my kind of playa'!!!cheering

RE: Yes, they really said this;

"You know, education -- if you make the most of it -- you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq."

-- Sen. John Kerry telling our troops how he really feels.



doh

RE: Yes, they really said this;

Nadine Tanega - Miss Hawaii at Miss World American 1992
"We are truly the land of the great. From the rock shores of... Hawaii... to the beautiful sandy beaches of... Hawaii... America is our home."



drinking

RE: Yes, they really said this;

George Bush
Quote: "I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them"




professor not fair to quote Bush--too much to work with!!!laugh

RE: Yes, they really said this;

Dan Quayle
Quote: "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. BUt we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."




conversing

RE: Yes, they really said this;

I bought a seven dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.

Mitch Hedberg...comedian...rip broken heart

RE: Yes, they really said this;

Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

lmfaon rolling on the floor laughing


found in church bulletin...........rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Yes, they really said this;

Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.

rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Yes, they really said this;

found in a church bulletin....


The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. The sermon this morning: “Jesus Walks on the Water.” The sermon tonight: “Searching for Jesus.”



my eyes are tearing uprolling on the floor laughing

RE: Yes, they really said this;

found in a church bulletin


Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say “Hell” to someone who doesn’t care much about you.




rolling on the floor laughing I'm giggling like a school girl now...rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Yes, they really said this;

“His nerves. His memory. And I can’t remember the third thing.”


-Lee Trevino on the three things that go as a golfer ages.



idea

RE: Yes, they really said this;

“I quit school in the sixth grade because of pneumonia. Not because I had it, but because I couldn’t spell it.”


-Boxing great Rocky Graziano




wave

RE: Yes, they really said this;

“Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points, they almost always win.”

-Doug Collins former Piston's coach....




cool

RE: Yes, they really said this;

Why does everybody stand up and sing ‘Take Me Out to the Ballgame’ when they’re already there?”


-Larry Anderson, MLB pitcher



buddies

RE: Yes, they really said this;

“Sure. I’m proud to be an American.”


-Cincinnati Reds rookie pitcher Steve Foster, asked by a Canadian customs agent if he had anything to declare.




hmmm

RE: Yes, they really said this;

"You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that."

Pres. Bush--to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005


doh

RE: Yes, they really said this;

"I'm going to spend a lot of time on Social Security. I enjoy it. I enjoy taking on the issue. I guess, it's the mother in me."

Pres. Bush --Washington D.C., April 14, 2005


confused

RE: Yes, they really said this;

"I'm telling you, folks, there's a part of me that likes this."


--Talk radio host Rush Limbaugh, on the kidnapping of peace activists in Iraq




very mad

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