buffytheslayer Forum Posts (360)

RE: Best Pick-Up Lines....

Because hes called Toto I regularly serenade him with'I bless the raains down in aaaffrica'


He enjoys that

RE: Best Pick-Up Lines....

Hm... You win in the scary men encounters by five miles

I was stalked for a while by this druggie ex neighbor.. Driving up and asking did i want to have some 'fun' with him.. Even met him parked near my house few months ago..

Last time i saw him though i goes yeah my numbers 999 im gonna call the guards on you

lol.. I was very very pleased with myself
My fella tells me he'd sort guys like that out blah blah but sure hes not with me all the time you have to fend for yourself


But yours sounds like you could've been tied up in someones basement... Eeek

Get a tazer woman! I can lend you a massive dog as well hes huuuuge... No one would ever bother ya again Hes called toto and he'd knock a buffalo on its backside

RE: what's onyour mind part 22.........

Botox! Why didn't I think of it

That'll make her cry

RE: what's onyour mind part 22.........

That sounds like someones nightmare.. I really hope someone didn't inflict that on you?

If they did they really hate you Stanley

RE: what's onyour mind part 22.........

Birthday present for sister... Im thinking... Revenge for the leopard print bag she gave me last year!

RE: Best Pick-Up Lines....

You're an eight out of ten.. Georgia Salpa is a ten. (
I'm a six (at no point had i asked this guy to rate Anyone out of ten)





Can I give you a lift?

(random guy in a car but think he was a serial killer so wasnt special to me)

RE: Best Pick-Up Lines....

Lol wtf?

RE: what's onyour mind part 22.........

Molly the night owl. Shes a hoot


Ahhh ok that was lame time for bed

RE: what's onyour mind part 22.........

Hi molly..

Not good just ate the second half of a cake... A birthday cake and its not my birthday :(

Hope u good you night owl.. Im off to bed

RE: what's onyour mind part 22.........

Lol yeah so off putting.. Spring for a virtual bunch of roses ya tightwad..

RE: what's onyour mind part 22.........

They love to bang....

Them men NOT gone for funny pretty nice women like you and hen:):) Only a few frogs trying to drag you down into the swamp:(


Niteynite

RE: what's onyour mind part 22.........

No only a text msg sayin I can't drop you in wine and doritos because I at my mates house...


Selfish selfish

Dont answer the door to strange men Peach

RE: what's onyour mind part 22.........

It worked!!!

Seriously is it unreasonable to ask a guy to leave wine and doritos... And.. ..possibly Chocolate on your doorstep

Pah

RE: what's onyour mind part 22.........

Sausages and chips and half a cream fruit birthday cake


Soooooooooooooo hungry

Also want chilled glass of wine but have none.

Bring me it Universe!

Now!!!!!

RE: Best Pick-Up Lines....

Sorry Peach i apologize

RE: Best Pick-Up Lines....

Hey love what time is it? What? What? What time is it?
Listen don't mind what anyone says you're really good looking.


Im gonna raaaape you.


Can i have your number? (after him and his druggie friends tried to intimidate me out of my flat)

RE: what's onyour mind part 22.........

Trolls

RE: what's onyour mind part 22.........

Can't sleep as usual.. Damn you five coffees..

Just looking at my fellas back sound asleep and im so absurdly grateful hes not an internet troll.. Lol.. If he told me.. Ya i spend my time calling women names on the internet..... How could ya take a guy like that seriously

Small mercies...

RE: Do other lonely men feel intimidated on CS ???

There was no part of this that wasn't funny:laugh

Was like 'when animals attack' when the lion turned on his smug handler and chewed on his leg

RE: what's onyour mind part 22.........

I love you

RE: what's onyour mind part 22.........

I love you

RE: what's onyour mind part 22.........

Where is sun hot in early October?

In europe...

RE: what's onyour mind part 22.........

Thanks Stan.

RE: what's onyour mind part 22.........

When someone dies unexpectedly how soon after is the wake?

RE: What happened to Cinderella...

Peach you really go for the exotic dontcha

I think you just want a sun holiday

RE: What happened to Cinderella...

Prince was taking her for granted... Texting at last minute and generally being a flake...
And not appreciating her hilarious jokes..

So Cinderalla asked the universe for a sign and the very next day a different suitor appeared.....

Shes at a crossroads now...


This is no way autobiographical.. At all....

RE: what's onyour mind part 22.........

Ah the elusive and solitary snowcat has once again retreated to the hills.. Of...........

...... Bangor??

And I wanted to rub my face on his fur

RE: what's onyour mind part 22.........

Hold me.. Snowcat? I've always loved you

RE: what's onyour mind part 22.........

t


Ebola virus ZOMBIE i meant

RE: what's onyour mind part 22.........

If it comes to it Wade and I turn into an ebola virus I will of course eat you for food.


You're on my list of people to eat in an outbreak.

Ok?