Nickname:Bunny Rabbit place of Birth: Mckinney, Texas Favorite food: mexican food Love someone so much it made you cry?:Yes what is your favorite Yarns: I don't know what that is. what is the worst song you have ever heard?: crazy by patsy cline Favorite Drink: Dr. Pepper what color is your bed: got flowers on it and they are red what do you do most often when your bored: play on the computer or read. Last person you had dinner with: nobody I haven't went out to dinner in awhile. what's the most dangerous thing you ever done: nothing I don't do dangerous things. How many pets do you have: 5 what are your hobbies: swimming and bowling How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older: 70 years old Have you ever been romantically attractive to someone physically unattractive: yes I have been romatically attractive to someone. Do you have any allergies: no what are the three most important consideration about the person you want to meet: I have never thought about it so I don't know How do you feel about sports: I love sports well that's all I want to talk about
A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at Burger King. He noticed that they ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries. one for him, one for her, until each had half of them. Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup, and set it in front of his wife. The old man began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap.
The young man decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase another meal for them so that they didn't have to split theirs.
The old gentleman said, Oh,no. We've been married for 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50.
The young man than asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she replied, Not Yet. It's his turn using the teeth.
If you want to say it with flowers, a single rose says: Im cheap! -Delta Burke
Women conplain about premenstrual sydrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be by myself. -Roseanne
I am not the boss of my house. I don't know when I lost it. I don't know if I ever had it. But I have seen the boss's job and I don not want it. -Bill cosby
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. -Tim Allen
We have women in the military, but they do not put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the woman and say, You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms. -Elayne Boosler
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. -Phyllis Diller
Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across the floor. I told him he was grounded. -Tim Allen
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. - George Carlin
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor
A husband looking through the paper came upon a study that said women use more words then men. It read men use about 15,000 words per day, but women use 30,000.
Excited to prove to his wife that he had been right all along when he accused her of talking to much, he showed her the study results.
The wife thought for awhile, then finally she said to her husband, It's because we have to repeat everything we say.
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RE: Another questionaire
Nickname:Bunny Rabbitplace of Birth: Mckinney, Texas
Favorite food: mexican food
Love someone so much it made you cry?:Yes
what is your favorite Yarns: I don't know what that is.
what is the worst song you have ever heard?: crazy by patsy cline
Favorite Drink: Dr. Pepper
what color is your bed: got flowers on it and they are red
what do you do most often when your bored: play on the computer or read.
Last person you had dinner with: nobody I haven't went out to dinner in awhile.
what's the most dangerous thing you ever done: nothing I don't do dangerous things.
How many pets do you have: 5
what are your hobbies: swimming and bowling
How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older: 70 years old
Have you ever been romantically attractive to someone physically unattractive: yes I have been romatically attractive to someone.
Do you have any allergies: no
what are the three most important consideration about the person you want to meet: I have never thought about it so I don't know
How do you feel about sports: I love sports
well that's all I want to talk about