When I was younger I hated going to weddings. It seemed that all of my Aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped doing that after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
A businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the afternoon with her for $500. Before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but that he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.' On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he has his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following typed note: Dear Madam, Enclosed find check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that: 1) it had never been occupied; 2) that there was plenty of heat; 3) that is was small enough to make me cozy and at home. However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large. Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note: Dear Sir: First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the landlady.
The words have been drained from this pencil Sweet words that I want to give you And I cant sleep, I need to tell you... goodnight When we’re together I feel perfect When I’m pulled away from you I fall apart All that you say is sacred to me Your eyes are so blue, I can’t look away as we lay in the stillness You whisper to me, "Amy, marry me, promise you’ll stay with me..." Oh you don’t have to ask me, you know you’re all that I live for You know I’d die just to hold you, stay with you Somehow I’ll show you that you are my night sky I’ve always been right behind you Now I’ll always be right beside you So many nights I’ve cried myself to sleep Now that you love me I love myself I never thought I would say that I never thought there’d be you.
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When I was younger
When I was younger I hated going to weddings. It seemed that all of my Aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.'They stopped doing that after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.